diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/.gitignore b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/.gitignore
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..83c8f8237
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/.gitignore
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+*.[68]
+*.a
+*.out
+*.swp
+_obj
+_testmain.go
+cmd/metrics-bench/metrics-bench
+cmd/metrics-example/metrics-example
+cmd/never-read/never-read
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/LICENSE b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/LICENSE
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..363fa9ee7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/LICENSE
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+Copyright 2012 Richard Crowley. All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are
+met:
+
+    1.  Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
+        notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+
+    2.  Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above
+        copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following
+        disclaimer in the documentation and/or other materials provided
+        with the distribution.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY RICHARD CROWLEY ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS
+OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED
+WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
+DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL RICHARD CROWLEY OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
+FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR
+CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF
+SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS
+INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN
+CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE)
+ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF
+THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
+
+The views and conclusions contained in the software and documentation
+are those of the authors and should not be interpreted as representing
+official policies, either expressed or implied, of Richard Crowley.
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/README.md b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..2b26a21ae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,76 @@
+go-metrics
+==========
+
+Go port of Coda Hale's Metrics library: <https://github.com/codahale/metrics>.
+
+Documentation: <http://godoc.org/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics>.
+
+Usage
+-----
+
+Create and update metrics:
+
+```go
+c := metrics.NewCounter()
+metrics.Register("foo", c)
+c.Inc(47)
+
+g := metrics.NewGauge()
+metrics.Register("bar", g)
+g.Update(47)
+
+s := metrics.NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015) // or metrics.NewUniformSample(1028)
+h := metrics.NewHistogram(s)
+metrics.Register("baz", h)
+h.Update(47)
+
+m := metrics.NewMeter()
+metrics.Register("quux", m)
+m.Mark(47)
+
+t := metrics.NewTimer()
+metrics.Register("bang", t)
+t.Time(func() {})
+t.Update(47)
+```
+
+Periodically log every metric in human-readable form to standard error:
+
+```go
+go metrics.Log(metrics.DefaultRegistry, 60e9, log.New(os.Stderr, "metrics: ", log.Lmicroseconds))
+```
+
+Periodically log every metric in slightly-more-parseable form to syslog:
+
+```go
+w, _ := syslog.Dial("unixgram", "/dev/log", syslog.LOG_INFO, "metrics")
+go metrics.Syslog(metrics.DefaultRegistry, 60e9, w)
+```
+
+Periodically emit every metric to Graphite:
+
+```go
+addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr("tcp", "127.0.0.1:2003")
+go metrics.Graphite(metrics.DefaultRegistry, 10e9, "metrics", addr)
+```
+
+Periodically emit every metric to StatHat:
+
+```go
+import "github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/stathat"
+
+stathat.Stathat(metrics.DefaultRegistry, 10e9, "example@example.com")
+```
+
+Installation
+------------
+
+```sh
+go get github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics
+```
+
+StatHat support additionally requires their Go client:
+
+```sh
+go get github.com/stathat/go
+```
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-bench/metrics-bench.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-bench/metrics-bench.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..423330357
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-bench/metrics-bench.go
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	r := metrics.NewRegistry()
+	for i := 0; i < 10000; i++ {
+		r.Register(fmt.Sprintf("counter-%d", i), metrics.NewCounter())
+		r.Register(fmt.Sprintf("gauge-%d", i), metrics.NewGauge())
+		r.Register(fmt.Sprintf("histogram-uniform-%d", i), metrics.NewHistogram(metrics.NewUniformSample(1028)))
+		r.Register(fmt.Sprintf("histogram-exp-%d", i), metrics.NewHistogram(metrics.NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015)))
+		r.Register(fmt.Sprintf("meter-%d", i), metrics.NewMeter())
+	}
+	time.Sleep(600e9)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-example/metrics-example.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-example/metrics-example.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..4411097a9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/metrics-example/metrics-example.go
@@ -0,0 +1,137 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"errors"
+	"github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics"
+	// "github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/stathat"
+	"log"
+	"math/rand"
+	"os"
+	// "syslog"
+	"time"
+)
+
+const fanout = 10
+
+func main() {
+
+	r := metrics.NewRegistry()
+
+	c := metrics.NewCounter()
+	r.Register("foo", c)
+	for i := 0; i < fanout; i++ {
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				c.Dec(19)
+				time.Sleep(300e6)
+			}
+		}()
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				c.Inc(47)
+				time.Sleep(400e6)
+			}
+		}()
+	}
+
+	g := metrics.NewGauge()
+	r.Register("bar", g)
+	for i := 0; i < fanout; i++ {
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				g.Update(19)
+				time.Sleep(300e6)
+			}
+		}()
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				g.Update(47)
+				time.Sleep(400e6)
+			}
+		}()
+	}
+
+	hc := metrics.NewHealthcheck(func(h metrics.Healthcheck) {
+		if 0 < rand.Intn(2) {
+			h.Healthy()
+		} else {
+			h.Unhealthy(errors.New("baz"))
+		}
+	})
+	r.Register("baz", hc)
+
+	s := metrics.NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015)
+	//s := metrics.NewUniformSample(1028)
+	h := metrics.NewHistogram(s)
+	r.Register("bang", h)
+	for i := 0; i < fanout; i++ {
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				h.Update(19)
+				time.Sleep(300e6)
+			}
+		}()
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				h.Update(47)
+				time.Sleep(400e6)
+			}
+		}()
+	}
+
+	m := metrics.NewMeter()
+	r.Register("quux", m)
+	for i := 0; i < fanout; i++ {
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				m.Mark(19)
+				time.Sleep(300e6)
+			}
+		}()
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				m.Mark(47)
+				time.Sleep(400e6)
+			}
+		}()
+	}
+
+	t := metrics.NewTimer()
+	r.Register("hooah", t)
+	for i := 0; i < fanout; i++ {
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				t.Time(func() { time.Sleep(300e6) })
+			}
+		}()
+		go func() {
+			for {
+				t.Time(func() { time.Sleep(400e6) })
+			}
+		}()
+	}
+
+	metrics.RegisterDebugGCStats(r)
+	go metrics.CaptureDebugGCStats(r, 5e9)
+
+	metrics.RegisterRuntimeMemStats(r)
+	go metrics.CaptureRuntimeMemStats(r, 5e9)
+
+	metrics.Log(r, 60e9, log.New(os.Stderr, "metrics: ", log.Lmicroseconds))
+
+	/*
+		w, err := syslog.Dial("unixgram", "/dev/log", syslog.LOG_INFO, "metrics")
+		if nil != err { log.Fatalln(err) }
+		metrics.Syslog(r, 60e9, w)
+	*/
+
+	/*
+		addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr("tcp", "127.0.0.1:2003")
+		metrics.Graphite(r, 10e9, "metrics", addr)
+	*/
+
+	/*
+		stathat.Stathat(r, 10e9, "example@example.com")
+	*/
+
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/never-read/never-read.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/never-read/never-read.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..dc175b778
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/cmd/never-read/never-read.go
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"log"
+	"net"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr("tcp", "127.0.0.1:2003")
+	l, err := net.ListenTCP("tcp", addr)
+	if nil != err {
+		log.Fatalln(err)
+	}
+	log.Println("listening", l.Addr())
+	for {
+		c, err := l.AcceptTCP()
+		if nil != err {
+			log.Fatalln(err)
+		}
+		log.Println("accepted", c.RemoteAddr())
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e8ddc87e6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter.go
@@ -0,0 +1,112 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "sync/atomic"
+
+// Counters hold an int64 value that can be incremented and decremented.
+type Counter interface {
+	Clear()
+	Count() int64
+	Dec(int64)
+	Inc(int64)
+	Snapshot() Counter
+}
+
+// GetOrRegisterCounter returns an existing Counter or constructs and registers
+// a new StandardCounter.
+func GetOrRegisterCounter(name string, r Registry) Counter {
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	return r.GetOrRegister(name, NewCounter()).(Counter)
+}
+
+// NewCounter constructs a new StandardCounter.
+func NewCounter() Counter {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilCounter{}
+	}
+	return &StandardCounter{0}
+}
+
+// NewRegisteredCounter constructs and registers a new StandardCounter.
+func NewRegisteredCounter(name string, r Registry) Counter {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	r.Register(name, c)
+	return c
+}
+
+// CounterSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Counter.
+type CounterSnapshot int64
+
+// Clear panics.
+func (CounterSnapshot) Clear() {
+	panic("Clear called on a CounterSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Count returns the count at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (c CounterSnapshot) Count() int64 { return int64(c) }
+
+// Dec panics.
+func (CounterSnapshot) Dec(int64) {
+	panic("Dec called on a CounterSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Inc panics.
+func (CounterSnapshot) Inc(int64) {
+	panic("Inc called on a CounterSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (c CounterSnapshot) Snapshot() Counter { return c }
+
+// NilCounter is a no-op Counter.
+type NilCounter struct{}
+
+// Clear is a no-op.
+func (NilCounter) Clear() {}
+
+// Count is a no-op.
+func (NilCounter) Count() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Dec is a no-op.
+func (NilCounter) Dec(i int64) {}
+
+// Inc is a no-op.
+func (NilCounter) Inc(i int64) {}
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilCounter) Snapshot() Counter { return NilCounter{} }
+
+// StandardCounter is the standard implementation of a Counter and uses the
+// sync/atomic package to manage a single int64 value.
+type StandardCounter struct {
+	count int64
+}
+
+// Clear sets the counter to zero.
+func (c *StandardCounter) Clear() {
+	atomic.StoreInt64(&c.count, 0)
+}
+
+// Count returns the current count.
+func (c *StandardCounter) Count() int64 {
+	return atomic.LoadInt64(&c.count)
+}
+
+// Dec decrements the counter by the given amount.
+func (c *StandardCounter) Dec(i int64) {
+	atomic.AddInt64(&c.count, -i)
+}
+
+// Inc increments the counter by the given amount.
+func (c *StandardCounter) Inc(i int64) {
+	atomic.AddInt64(&c.count, i)
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the counter.
+func (c *StandardCounter) Snapshot() Counter {
+	return CounterSnapshot(c.Count())
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..dfb03b4e8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/counter_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "testing"
+
+func BenchmarkCounter(b *testing.B) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		c.Inc(1)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterClear(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Inc(1)
+	c.Clear()
+	if count := c.Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): 0 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterDec1(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Dec(1)
+	if count := c.Count(); -1 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): -1 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterDec2(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Dec(2)
+	if count := c.Count(); -2 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): -2 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterInc1(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Inc(1)
+	if count := c.Count(); 1 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): 1 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterInc2(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Inc(2)
+	if count := c.Count(); 2 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): 2 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	c.Inc(1)
+	snapshot := c.Snapshot()
+	c.Inc(1)
+	if count := snapshot.Count(); 1 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): 1 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestCounterZero(t *testing.T) {
+	c := NewCounter()
+	if count := c.Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Errorf("c.Count(): 0 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGetOrRegisterCounter(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	NewRegisteredCounter("foo", r).Inc(47)
+	if c := GetOrRegisterCounter("foo", r); 47 != c.Count() {
+		t.Fatal(c)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e8db779fb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug.go
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"runtime/debug"
+	"time"
+)
+
+var (
+	debugMetrics struct {
+		GCStats struct {
+			LastGC Gauge
+			NumGC  Gauge
+			Pause  Histogram
+			//PauseQuantiles Histogram
+			PauseTotal Gauge
+		}
+		ReadGCStats Timer
+	}
+	gcStats debug.GCStats
+)
+
+// Capture new values for the Go garbage collector statistics exported in
+// debug.GCStats.  This is designed to be called as a goroutine.
+func CaptureDebugGCStats(r Registry, d time.Duration) {
+	for {
+		CaptureDebugGCStatsOnce(r)
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
+
+// Capture new values for the Go garbage collector statistics exported in
+// debug.GCStats.  This is designed to be called in a background goroutine.
+// Giving a registry which has not been given to RegisterDebugGCStats will
+// panic.
+//
+// Be careful (but much less so) with this because debug.ReadGCStats calls
+// the C function runtime·lock(runtime·mheap) which, while not a stop-the-world
+// operation, isn't something you want to be doing all the time.
+func CaptureDebugGCStatsOnce(r Registry) {
+	lastGC := gcStats.LastGC
+	t := time.Now()
+	debug.ReadGCStats(&gcStats)
+	debugMetrics.ReadGCStats.UpdateSince(t)
+
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.LastGC.Update(int64(gcStats.LastGC.UnixNano()))
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.NumGC.Update(int64(gcStats.NumGC))
+	if lastGC != gcStats.LastGC && 0 < len(gcStats.Pause) {
+		debugMetrics.GCStats.Pause.Update(int64(gcStats.Pause[0]))
+	}
+	//debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseQuantiles.Update(gcStats.PauseQuantiles)
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseTotal.Update(int64(gcStats.PauseTotal))
+}
+
+// Register metrics for the Go garbage collector statistics exported in
+// debug.GCStats.  The metrics are named by their fully-qualified Go symbols,
+// i.e. debug.GCStats.PauseTotal.
+func RegisterDebugGCStats(r Registry) {
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.LastGC = NewGauge()
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.NumGC = NewGauge()
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.Pause = NewHistogram(NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015))
+	//debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseQuantiles = NewHistogram(NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015))
+	debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseTotal = NewGauge()
+	debugMetrics.ReadGCStats = NewTimer()
+
+	r.Register("debug.GCStats.LastGC", debugMetrics.GCStats.LastGC)
+	r.Register("debug.GCStats.NumGC", debugMetrics.GCStats.NumGC)
+	r.Register("debug.GCStats.Pause", debugMetrics.GCStats.Pause)
+	//r.Register("debug.GCStats.PauseQuantiles", debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseQuantiles)
+	r.Register("debug.GCStats.PauseTotal", debugMetrics.GCStats.PauseTotal)
+	r.Register("debug.ReadGCStats", debugMetrics.ReadGCStats)
+}
+
+// Allocate an initial slice for gcStats.Pause to avoid allocations during
+// normal operation.
+func init() {
+	gcStats.Pause = make([]time.Duration, 11)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..07eb86784
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/debug_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"runtime"
+	"runtime/debug"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func BenchmarkDebugGCStats(b *testing.B) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	RegisterDebugGCStats(r)
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		CaptureDebugGCStatsOnce(r)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestDebugGCStatsBlocking(t *testing.T) {
+	if g := runtime.GOMAXPROCS(0); g < 2 {
+		t.Skipf("skipping TestDebugGCMemStatsBlocking with GOMAXPROCS=%d\n", g)
+		return
+	}
+	ch := make(chan int)
+	go testDebugGCStatsBlocking(ch)
+	var gcStats debug.GCStats
+	t0 := time.Now()
+	debug.ReadGCStats(&gcStats)
+	t1 := time.Now()
+	t.Log("i++ during debug.ReadGCStats:", <-ch)
+	go testDebugGCStatsBlocking(ch)
+	d := t1.Sub(t0)
+	t.Log(d)
+	time.Sleep(d)
+	t.Log("i++ during time.Sleep:", <-ch)
+}
+
+func testDebugGCStatsBlocking(ch chan int) {
+	i := 0
+	for {
+		select {
+		case ch <- i:
+			return
+		default:
+			i++
+		}
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8e22a7173
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma.go
@@ -0,0 +1,118 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"math"
+	"sync"
+	"sync/atomic"
+)
+
+// EWMAs continuously calculate an exponentially-weighted moving average
+// based on an outside source of clock ticks.
+type EWMA interface {
+	Rate() float64
+	Snapshot() EWMA
+	Tick()
+	Update(int64)
+}
+
+// NewEWMA constructs a new EWMA with the given alpha.
+func NewEWMA(alpha float64) EWMA {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilEWMA{}
+	}
+	return &StandardEWMA{alpha: alpha}
+}
+
+// NewEWMA1 constructs a new EWMA for a one-minute moving average.
+func NewEWMA1() EWMA {
+	return NewEWMA(1 - math.Exp(-5.0/60.0/1))
+}
+
+// NewEWMA5 constructs a new EWMA for a five-minute moving average.
+func NewEWMA5() EWMA {
+	return NewEWMA(1 - math.Exp(-5.0/60.0/5))
+}
+
+// NewEWMA15 constructs a new EWMA for a fifteen-minute moving average.
+func NewEWMA15() EWMA {
+	return NewEWMA(1 - math.Exp(-5.0/60.0/15))
+}
+
+// EWMASnapshot is a read-only copy of another EWMA.
+type EWMASnapshot float64
+
+// Rate returns the rate of events per second at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (a EWMASnapshot) Rate() float64 { return float64(a) }
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (a EWMASnapshot) Snapshot() EWMA { return a }
+
+// Tick panics.
+func (EWMASnapshot) Tick() {
+	panic("Tick called on an EWMASnapshot")
+}
+
+// Update panics.
+func (EWMASnapshot) Update(int64) {
+	panic("Update called on an EWMASnapshot")
+}
+
+// NilEWMA is a no-op EWMA.
+type NilEWMA struct{}
+
+// Rate is a no-op.
+func (NilEWMA) Rate() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilEWMA) Snapshot() EWMA { return NilEWMA{} }
+
+// Tick is a no-op.
+func (NilEWMA) Tick() {}
+
+// Update is a no-op.
+func (NilEWMA) Update(n int64) {}
+
+// StandardEWMA is the standard implementation of an EWMA and tracks the number
+// of uncounted events and processes them on each tick.  It uses the
+// sync/atomic package to manage uncounted events.
+type StandardEWMA struct {
+	alpha     float64
+	init      bool
+	mutex     sync.Mutex
+	rate      float64
+	uncounted int64
+}
+
+// Rate returns the moving average rate of events per second.
+func (a *StandardEWMA) Rate() float64 {
+	a.mutex.Lock()
+	defer a.mutex.Unlock()
+	return a.rate * float64(1e9)
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the EWMA.
+func (a *StandardEWMA) Snapshot() EWMA {
+	return EWMASnapshot(a.Rate())
+}
+
+// Tick ticks the clock to update the moving average.  It assumes it is called
+// every five seconds.
+func (a *StandardEWMA) Tick() {
+	count := atomic.LoadInt64(&a.uncounted)
+	atomic.AddInt64(&a.uncounted, -count)
+	instantRate := float64(count) / float64(5e9)
+	a.mutex.Lock()
+	defer a.mutex.Unlock()
+	if a.init {
+		a.rate += a.alpha * (instantRate - a.rate)
+	} else {
+		a.init = true
+		a.rate = instantRate
+	}
+}
+
+// Update adds n uncounted events.
+func (a *StandardEWMA) Update(n int64) {
+	atomic.AddInt64(&a.uncounted, n)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..0430fbd24
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/ewma_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,225 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "testing"
+
+func BenchmarkEWMA(b *testing.B) {
+	a := NewEWMA1()
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		a.Update(1)
+		a.Tick()
+	}
+}
+
+func TestEWMA1(t *testing.T) {
+	a := NewEWMA1()
+	a.Update(3)
+	a.Tick()
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.6 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("initial a.Rate(): 0.6 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.22072766470286553 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("1 minute a.Rate(): 0.22072766470286553 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.08120116994196772 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("2 minute a.Rate(): 0.08120116994196772 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.029872241020718428 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("3 minute a.Rate(): 0.029872241020718428 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.01098938333324054 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("4 minute a.Rate(): 0.01098938333324054 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.004042768199451294 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("5 minute a.Rate(): 0.004042768199451294 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.0014872513059998212 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("6 minute a.Rate(): 0.0014872513059998212 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.0005471291793327122 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("7 minute a.Rate(): 0.0005471291793327122 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.00020127757674150815 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("8 minute a.Rate(): 0.00020127757674150815 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 7.404588245200814e-05 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("9 minute a.Rate(): 7.404588245200814e-05 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 2.7239957857491083e-05 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("10 minute a.Rate(): 2.7239957857491083e-05 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 1.0021020474147462e-05 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("11 minute a.Rate(): 1.0021020474147462e-05 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 3.6865274119969525e-06 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("12 minute a.Rate(): 3.6865274119969525e-06 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 1.3561976441886433e-06 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("13 minute a.Rate(): 1.3561976441886433e-06 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 4.989172314621449e-07 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("14 minute a.Rate(): 4.989172314621449e-07 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 1.8354139230109722e-07 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("15 minute a.Rate(): 1.8354139230109722e-07 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestEWMA5(t *testing.T) {
+	a := NewEWMA5()
+	a.Update(3)
+	a.Tick()
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.6 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("initial a.Rate(): 0.6 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.49123845184678905 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("1 minute a.Rate(): 0.49123845184678905 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.4021920276213837 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("2 minute a.Rate(): 0.4021920276213837 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.32928698165641596 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("3 minute a.Rate(): 0.32928698165641596 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.269597378470333 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("4 minute a.Rate(): 0.269597378470333 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.2207276647028654 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("5 minute a.Rate(): 0.2207276647028654 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.18071652714732128 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("6 minute a.Rate(): 0.18071652714732128 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.14795817836496392 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("7 minute a.Rate(): 0.14795817836496392 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.12113791079679326 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("8 minute a.Rate(): 0.12113791079679326 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.09917933293295193 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("9 minute a.Rate(): 0.09917933293295193 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.08120116994196763 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("10 minute a.Rate(): 0.08120116994196763 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.06648189501740036 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("11 minute a.Rate(): 0.06648189501740036 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.05443077197364752 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("12 minute a.Rate(): 0.05443077197364752 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.04456414692860035 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("13 minute a.Rate(): 0.04456414692860035 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.03648603757513079 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("14 minute a.Rate(): 0.03648603757513079 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.0298722410207183831020718428 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("15 minute a.Rate(): 0.0298722410207183831020718428 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestEWMA15(t *testing.T) {
+	a := NewEWMA15()
+	a.Update(3)
+	a.Tick()
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.6 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("initial a.Rate(): 0.6 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.5613041910189706 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("1 minute a.Rate(): 0.5613041910189706 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.5251039914257684 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("2 minute a.Rate(): 0.5251039914257684 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.4912384518467888184678905 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("3 minute a.Rate(): 0.4912384518467888184678905 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.459557003018789 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("4 minute a.Rate(): 0.459557003018789 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.4299187863442732 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("5 minute a.Rate(): 0.4299187863442732 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.4021920276213831 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("6 minute a.Rate(): 0.4021920276213831 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.37625345116383313 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("7 minute a.Rate(): 0.37625345116383313 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.3519877317060185 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("8 minute a.Rate(): 0.3519877317060185 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.3292869816564153165641596 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("9 minute a.Rate(): 0.3292869816564153165641596 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.3080502714195546 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("10 minute a.Rate(): 0.3080502714195546 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.2881831806538789 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("11 minute a.Rate(): 0.2881831806538789 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.26959737847033216 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("12 minute a.Rate(): 0.26959737847033216 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.2522102307052083 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("13 minute a.Rate(): 0.2522102307052083 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.23594443252115815 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("14 minute a.Rate(): 0.23594443252115815 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+	elapseMinute(a)
+	if rate := a.Rate(); 0.2207276647028646247028654470286553 != rate {
+		t.Errorf("15 minute a.Rate(): 0.2207276647028646247028654470286553 != %v\n", rate)
+	}
+}
+
+func elapseMinute(a EWMA) {
+	for i := 0; i < 12; i++ {
+		a.Tick()
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..66c57970e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge.go
@@ -0,0 +1,84 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "sync/atomic"
+
+// Gauges hold an int64 value that can be set arbitrarily.
+type Gauge interface {
+	Snapshot() Gauge
+	Update(int64)
+	Value() int64
+}
+
+// GetOrRegisterGauge returns an existing Gauge or constructs and registers a
+// new StandardGauge.
+func GetOrRegisterGauge(name string, r Registry) Gauge {
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	return r.GetOrRegister(name, NewGauge()).(Gauge)
+}
+
+// NewGauge constructs a new StandardGauge.
+func NewGauge() Gauge {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilGauge{}
+	}
+	return &StandardGauge{0}
+}
+
+// NewRegisteredGauge constructs and registers a new StandardGauge.
+func NewRegisteredGauge(name string, r Registry) Gauge {
+	c := NewGauge()
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	r.Register(name, c)
+	return c
+}
+
+// GaugeSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Gauge.
+type GaugeSnapshot int64
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (g GaugeSnapshot) Snapshot() Gauge { return g }
+
+// Update panics.
+func (GaugeSnapshot) Update(int64) {
+	panic("Update called on a GaugeSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Value returns the value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (g GaugeSnapshot) Value() int64 { return int64(g) }
+
+// NilGauge is a no-op Gauge.
+type NilGauge struct{}
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilGauge) Snapshot() Gauge { return NilGauge{} }
+
+// Update is a no-op.
+func (NilGauge) Update(v int64) {}
+
+// Value is a no-op.
+func (NilGauge) Value() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// StandardGauge is the standard implementation of a Gauge and uses the
+// sync/atomic package to manage a single int64 value.
+type StandardGauge struct {
+	value int64
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the gauge.
+func (g *StandardGauge) Snapshot() Gauge {
+	return GaugeSnapshot(g.Value())
+}
+
+// Update updates the gauge's value.
+func (g *StandardGauge) Update(v int64) {
+	atomic.StoreInt64(&g.value, v)
+}
+
+// Value returns the gauge's current value.
+func (g *StandardGauge) Value() int64 {
+	return atomic.LoadInt64(&g.value)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..508496291
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/gauge_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "testing"
+
+func BenchmarkGuage(b *testing.B) {
+	g := NewGauge()
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		g.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGauge(t *testing.T) {
+	g := NewGauge()
+	g.Update(int64(47))
+	if v := g.Value(); 47 != v {
+		t.Errorf("g.Value(): 47 != %v\n", v)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGaugeSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	g := NewGauge()
+	g.Update(int64(47))
+	snapshot := g.Snapshot()
+	g.Update(int64(0))
+	if v := snapshot.Value(); 47 != v {
+		t.Errorf("g.Value(): 47 != %v\n", v)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGetOrRegisterGauge(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	NewRegisteredGauge("foo", r).Update(47)
+	if g := GetOrRegisterGauge("foo", r); 47 != g.Value() {
+		t.Fatal(g)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e706ad5fd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite.go
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"bufio"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"net"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// GraphiteConfig provides a container with configuration parameters for
+// the Graphite exporter
+type GraphiteConfig struct {
+	Addr          *net.TCPAddr  // Network address to connect to
+	Registry      Registry      // Registry to be exported
+	FlushInterval time.Duration // Flush interval
+	DurationUnit  time.Duration // Time conversion unit for durations
+	Prefix        string        // Prefix to be prepended to metric names
+}
+
+// Graphite is a blocking exporter function which reports metrics in r
+// to a graphite server located at addr, flushing them every d duration
+// and prepending metric names with prefix.
+func Graphite(r Registry, d time.Duration, prefix string, addr *net.TCPAddr) {
+	GraphiteWithConfig(GraphiteConfig{
+		Addr:          addr,
+		Registry:      r,
+		FlushInterval: d,
+		DurationUnit:  time.Nanosecond,
+		Prefix:        prefix,
+	})
+}
+
+// GraphiteWithConfig is a blocking exporter function just like Graphite,
+// but it takes a GraphiteConfig instead.
+func GraphiteWithConfig(c GraphiteConfig) {
+	for _ = range time.Tick(c.FlushInterval) {
+		if err := graphite(&c); nil != err {
+			log.Println(err)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func graphite(c *GraphiteConfig) error {
+	now := time.Now().Unix()
+	du := float64(c.DurationUnit)
+	conn, err := net.DialTCP("tcp", nil, c.Addr)
+	if nil != err {
+		return err
+	}
+	defer conn.Close()
+	w := bufio.NewWriter(conn)
+	c.Registry.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+		switch metric := i.(type) {
+		case Counter:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, metric.Count(), now)
+		case Gauge:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.value %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, metric.Value(), now)
+		case Histogram:
+			h := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Count(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.min %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Min(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.max %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Max(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Mean(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.std-dev %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.StdDev(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.50-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, ps[0], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.75-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, ps[1], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.95-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, ps[2], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.99-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, ps[3], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.999-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, ps[4], now)
+		case Meter:
+			m := metric.Snapshot()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Count(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.one-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate1(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.five-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate5(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.fifteen-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate15(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.RateMean(), now)
+		case Timer:
+			t := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Count(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.min %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, int64(du)*t.Min(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.max %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, int64(du)*t.Max(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*t.Mean(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.std-dev %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*t.StdDev(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.50-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*ps[0], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.75-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*ps[1], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.95-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*ps[2], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.99-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*ps[3], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.999-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, du*ps[4], now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.one-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate1(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.five-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate5(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.fifteen-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate15(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean-rate %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.RateMean(), now)
+		}
+		w.Flush()
+	})
+	return nil
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..616ff645a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/graphite_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"net"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func ExampleGraphite() {
+	addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr("net", ":2003")
+	go Graphite(DefaultRegistry, 1*time.Second, "some.prefix", addr)
+}
+
+func ExampleGraphiteWithConfig() {
+	addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr("net", ":2003")
+	go GraphiteWithConfig(GraphiteConfig{
+		Addr:          addr,
+		Registry:      DefaultRegistry,
+		FlushInterval: 1 * time.Second,
+		DurationUnit:  time.Millisecond,
+	})
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/healthcheck.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/healthcheck.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..445131cae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/healthcheck.go
@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+package metrics
+
+// Healthchecks hold an error value describing an arbitrary up/down status.
+type Healthcheck interface {
+	Check()
+	Error() error
+	Healthy()
+	Unhealthy(error)
+}
+
+// NewHealthcheck constructs a new Healthcheck which will use the given
+// function to update its status.
+func NewHealthcheck(f func(Healthcheck)) Healthcheck {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilHealthcheck{}
+	}
+	return &StandardHealthcheck{nil, f}
+}
+
+// NilHealthcheck is a no-op.
+type NilHealthcheck struct{}
+
+// Check is a no-op.
+func (NilHealthcheck) Check() {}
+
+// Error is a no-op.
+func (NilHealthcheck) Error() error { return nil }
+
+// Healthy is a no-op.
+func (NilHealthcheck) Healthy() {}
+
+// Unhealthy is a no-op.
+func (NilHealthcheck) Unhealthy(error) {}
+
+// StandardHealthcheck is the standard implementation of a Healthcheck and
+// stores the status and a function to call to update the status.
+type StandardHealthcheck struct {
+	err error
+	f   func(Healthcheck)
+}
+
+// Check runs the healthcheck function to update the healthcheck's status.
+func (h *StandardHealthcheck) Check() {
+	h.f(h)
+}
+
+// Error returns the healthcheck's status, which will be nil if it is healthy.
+func (h *StandardHealthcheck) Error() error {
+	return h.err
+}
+
+// Healthy marks the healthcheck as healthy.
+func (h *StandardHealthcheck) Healthy() {
+	h.err = nil
+}
+
+// Unhealthy marks the healthcheck as unhealthy.  The error is stored and
+// may be retrieved by the Error method.
+func (h *StandardHealthcheck) Unhealthy(err error) {
+	h.err = err
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b45a7f8aa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram.go
@@ -0,0 +1,192 @@
+package metrics
+
+// Histograms calculate distribution statistics from a series of int64 values.
+type Histogram interface {
+	Clear()
+	Count() int64
+	Max() int64
+	Mean() float64
+	Min() int64
+	Percentile(float64) float64
+	Percentiles([]float64) []float64
+	Sample() Sample
+	Snapshot() Histogram
+	StdDev() float64
+	Update(int64)
+	Variance() float64
+}
+
+// GetOrRegisterHistogram returns an existing Histogram or constructs and
+// registers a new StandardHistogram.
+func GetOrRegisterHistogram(name string, r Registry, s Sample) Histogram {
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	return r.GetOrRegister(name, NewHistogram(s)).(Histogram)
+}
+
+// NewHistogram constructs a new StandardHistogram from a Sample.
+func NewHistogram(s Sample) Histogram {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilHistogram{}
+	}
+	return &StandardHistogram{sample: s}
+}
+
+// NewRegisteredHistogram constructs and registers a new StandardHistogram from
+// a Sample.
+func NewRegisteredHistogram(name string, r Registry, s Sample) Histogram {
+	c := NewHistogram(s)
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	r.Register(name, c)
+	return c
+}
+
+// HistogramSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Histogram.
+type HistogramSnapshot struct {
+	sample *SampleSnapshot
+}
+
+// Clear panics.
+func (*HistogramSnapshot) Clear() {
+	panic("Clear called on a HistogramSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of samples recorded at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Count() int64 { return h.sample.Count() }
+
+// Max returns the maximum value in the sample at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Max() int64 { return h.sample.Max() }
+
+// Mean returns the mean of the values in the sample at the time the snapshot
+// was taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Mean() float64 { return h.sample.Mean() }
+
+// Min returns the minimum value in the sample at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Min() int64 { return h.sample.Min() }
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of values in the sample at the
+// time the snapshot was taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return h.sample.Percentile(p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of values in the sample
+// at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return h.sample.Percentiles(ps)
+}
+
+// Sample returns the Sample underlying the histogram.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Sample() Sample { return h.sample }
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Snapshot() Histogram { return h }
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values in the sample at the
+// time the snapshot was taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) StdDev() float64 { return h.sample.StdDev() }
+
+// Update panics.
+func (*HistogramSnapshot) Update(int64) {
+	panic("Update called on a HistogramSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of inputs at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (h *HistogramSnapshot) Variance() float64 { return h.sample.Variance() }
+
+// NilHistogram is a no-op Histogram.
+type NilHistogram struct{}
+
+// Clear is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Clear() {}
+
+// Count is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Count() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Max is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Max() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Mean is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Mean() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Min is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Min() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Percentile is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Percentile(p float64) float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Percentiles is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return make([]float64, len(ps))
+}
+
+// Sample is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Sample() Sample { return NilSample{} }
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Snapshot() Histogram { return NilHistogram{} }
+
+// StdDev is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) StdDev() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Update is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Update(v int64) {}
+
+// Variance is a no-op.
+func (NilHistogram) Variance() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// StandardHistogram is the standard implementation of a Histogram and uses a
+// Sample to bound its memory use.
+type StandardHistogram struct {
+	sample Sample
+}
+
+// Clear clears the histogram and its sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Clear() { h.sample.Clear() }
+
+// Count returns the number of samples recorded since the histogram was last
+// cleared.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Count() int64 { return h.sample.Count() }
+
+// Max returns the maximum value in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Max() int64 { return h.sample.Max() }
+
+// Mean returns the mean of the values in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Mean() float64 { return h.sample.Mean() }
+
+// Min returns the minimum value in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Min() int64 { return h.sample.Min() }
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of the values in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return h.sample.Percentile(p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of the values in the
+// sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return h.sample.Percentiles(ps)
+}
+
+// Sample returns the Sample underlying the histogram.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Sample() Sample { return h.sample }
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the histogram.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Snapshot() Histogram {
+	return &HistogramSnapshot{sample: h.sample.Snapshot().(*SampleSnapshot)}
+}
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) StdDev() float64 { return h.sample.StdDev() }
+
+// Update samples a new value.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Update(v int64) { h.sample.Update(v) }
+
+// Variance returns the variance of the values in the sample.
+func (h *StandardHistogram) Variance() float64 { return h.sample.Variance() }
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..d7f4f0171
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/histogram_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "testing"
+
+func BenchmarkHistogram(b *testing.B) {
+	h := NewHistogram(NewUniformSample(100))
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		h.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGetOrRegisterHistogram(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	s := NewUniformSample(100)
+	NewRegisteredHistogram("foo", r, s).Update(47)
+	if h := GetOrRegisterHistogram("foo", r, s); 1 != h.Count() {
+		t.Fatal(h)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHistogram10000(t *testing.T) {
+	h := NewHistogram(NewUniformSample(100000))
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		h.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	testHistogram10000(t, h)
+}
+
+func TestHistogramEmpty(t *testing.T) {
+	h := NewHistogram(NewUniformSample(100))
+	if count := h.Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Errorf("h.Count(): 0 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+	if min := h.Min(); 0 != min {
+		t.Errorf("h.Min(): 0 != %v\n", min)
+	}
+	if max := h.Max(); 0 != max {
+		t.Errorf("h.Max(): 0 != %v\n", max)
+	}
+	if mean := h.Mean(); 0.0 != mean {
+		t.Errorf("h.Mean(): 0.0 != %v\n", mean)
+	}
+	if stdDev := h.StdDev(); 0.0 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("h.StdDev(): 0.0 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+	ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.99})
+	if 0.0 != ps[0] {
+		t.Errorf("median: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[0])
+	}
+	if 0.0 != ps[1] {
+		t.Errorf("75th percentile: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[1])
+	}
+	if 0.0 != ps[2] {
+		t.Errorf("99th percentile: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[2])
+	}
+}
+
+func TestHistogramSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	h := NewHistogram(NewUniformSample(100000))
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		h.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	snapshot := h.Snapshot()
+	h.Update(0)
+	testHistogram10000(t, snapshot)
+}
+
+func testHistogram10000(t *testing.T, h Histogram) {
+	if count := h.Count(); 10000 != count {
+		t.Errorf("h.Count(): 10000 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+	if min := h.Min(); 1 != min {
+		t.Errorf("h.Min(): 1 != %v\n", min)
+	}
+	if max := h.Max(); 10000 != max {
+		t.Errorf("h.Max(): 10000 != %v\n", max)
+	}
+	if mean := h.Mean(); 5000.5 != mean {
+		t.Errorf("h.Mean(): 5000.5 != %v\n", mean)
+	}
+	if stdDev := h.StdDev(); 2886.751331514372 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("h.StdDev(): 2886.751331514372 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+	ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.99})
+	if 5000.5 != ps[0] {
+		t.Errorf("median: 5000.5 != %v\n", ps[0])
+	}
+	if 7500.75 != ps[1] {
+		t.Errorf("75th percentile: 7500.75 != %v\n", ps[1])
+	}
+	if 9900.99 != ps[2] {
+		t.Errorf("99th percentile: 9900.99 != %v\n", ps[2])
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/json.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/json.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..c0807c1bf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/json.go
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "encoding/json"
+
+// MarshalJSON returns a byte slice containing a JSON representation of all
+// the metrics in the Registry.
+func (r StandardRegistry) MarshalJSON() ([]byte, error) {
+	data := make(map[string]map[string]interface{})
+	r.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+		values := make(map[string]interface{})
+		switch metric := i.(type) {
+		case Counter:
+			values["count"] = metric.Count()
+		case Gauge:
+			values["value"] = metric.Value()
+		case Healthcheck:
+			metric.Check()
+			values["error"] = metric.Error().Error()
+		case Histogram:
+			h := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			values["count"] = h.Count()
+			values["min"] = h.Min()
+			values["max"] = h.Max()
+			values["mean"] = h.Mean()
+			values["stddev"] = h.StdDev()
+			values["median"] = ps[0]
+			values["75%"] = ps[1]
+			values["95%"] = ps[2]
+			values["99%"] = ps[3]
+			values["99.9%"] = ps[4]
+		case Meter:
+			m := metric.Snapshot()
+			values["count"] = m.Count()
+			values["1m.rate"] = m.Rate1()
+			values["5m.rate"] = m.Rate5()
+			values["15m.rate"] = m.Rate15()
+			values["mean.rate"] = m.RateMean()
+		case Timer:
+			t := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			values["count"] = t.Count()
+			values["min"] = t.Min()
+			values["max"] = t.Max()
+			values["mean"] = t.Mean()
+			values["stddev"] = t.StdDev()
+			values["median"] = ps[0]
+			values["75%"] = ps[1]
+			values["95%"] = ps[2]
+			values["99%"] = ps[3]
+			values["99.9%"] = ps[4]
+			values["1m.rate"] = t.Rate1()
+			values["5m.rate"] = t.Rate5()
+			values["15m.rate"] = t.Rate15()
+			values["mean.rate"] = t.RateMean()
+		}
+		data[name] = values
+	})
+	return json.Marshal(data)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/client.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/client.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..0a7c03b14
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/client.go
@@ -0,0 +1,103 @@
+package librato
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"fmt"
+	"io/ioutil"
+	"net/http"
+)
+
+const Operations = "operations"
+const OperationsShort = "ops"
+
+type LibratoClient struct {
+	Email, Token string
+}
+
+// property strings
+const (
+	// display attributes
+	Color             = "color"
+	DisplayMax        = "display_max"
+	DisplayMin        = "display_min"
+	DisplayUnitsLong  = "display_units_long"
+	DisplayUnitsShort = "display_units_short"
+	DisplayStacked    = "display_stacked"
+	DisplayTransform  = "display_transform"
+	// special gauge display attributes
+	SummarizeFunction = "summarize_function"
+	Aggregate         = "aggregate"
+
+	// metric keys
+	Name        = "name"
+	Period      = "period"
+	Description = "description"
+	DisplayName = "display_name"
+	Attributes  = "attributes"
+
+	// measurement keys
+	MeasureTime = "measure_time"
+	Source      = "source"
+	Value       = "value"
+
+	// special gauge keys
+	Count      = "count"
+	Sum        = "sum"
+	Max        = "max"
+	Min        = "min"
+	SumSquares = "sum_squares"
+
+	// batch keys
+	Counters = "counters"
+	Gauges   = "gauges"
+
+	MetricsPostUrl = "https://metrics-api.librato.com/v1/metrics"
+)
+
+type Measurement map[string]interface{}
+type Metric map[string]interface{}
+
+type Batch struct {
+	Gauges      []Measurement `json:"gauges,omitempty"`
+	Counters    []Measurement `json:"counters,omitempty"`
+	MeasureTime int64         `json:"measure_time"`
+	Source      string        `json:"source"`
+}
+
+func (self *LibratoClient) PostMetrics(batch Batch) (err error) {
+	var (
+		js   []byte
+		req  *http.Request
+		resp *http.Response
+	)
+
+	if len(batch.Counters) == 0 && len(batch.Gauges) == 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+
+	if js, err = json.Marshal(batch); err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+
+	if req, err = http.NewRequest("POST", MetricsPostUrl, bytes.NewBuffer(js)); err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+
+	req.Header.Set("Content-Type", "application/json")
+	req.SetBasicAuth(self.Email, self.Token)
+
+	if resp, err = http.DefaultClient.Do(req); err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+
+	if resp.StatusCode != http.StatusOK {
+		var body []byte
+		var err error
+		if body, err = ioutil.ReadAll(resp.Body); err != nil {
+			body = []byte(fmt.Sprintf("(could not fetch response body for error: %s)", err))
+		}
+		err = fmt.Errorf("Unable to post to Librato: %d %s %s", resp.StatusCode, resp.Status, string(body))
+	}
+	return
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/librato.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/librato.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b3d692937
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/librato/librato.go
@@ -0,0 +1,220 @@
+package librato
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics"
+	"log"
+	"math"
+	"regexp"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// a regexp for extracting the unit from time.Duration.String
+var unitRegexp = regexp.MustCompile("[^\\d]+$")
+
+// a helper that turns a time.Duration into librato display attributes for timer metrics
+func translateTimerAttributes(d time.Duration) (attrs map[string]interface{}) {
+	attrs = make(map[string]interface{})
+	attrs[DisplayTransform] = fmt.Sprintf("x/%d", int64(d))
+	attrs[DisplayUnitsShort] = string(unitRegexp.Find([]byte(d.String())))
+	return
+}
+
+type Reporter struct {
+	Email, Token    string
+	Source          string
+	Interval        time.Duration
+	Registry        metrics.Registry
+	Percentiles     []float64              // percentiles to report on histogram metrics
+	TimerAttributes map[string]interface{} // units in which timers will be displayed
+}
+
+func NewReporter(r metrics.Registry, d time.Duration, e string, t string, s string, p []float64, u time.Duration) *Reporter {
+	return &Reporter{e, t, s, d, r, p, translateTimerAttributes(u)}
+}
+
+func Librato(r metrics.Registry, d time.Duration, e string, t string, s string, p []float64, u time.Duration) {
+	NewReporter(r, d, e, t, s, p, u).Run()
+}
+
+func (self *Reporter) Run() {
+	ticker := time.Tick(self.Interval)
+	metricsApi := &LibratoClient{self.Email, self.Token}
+	for now := range ticker {
+		var metrics Batch
+		var err error
+		if metrics, err = self.BuildRequest(now, self.Registry); err != nil {
+			log.Printf("ERROR constructing librato request body %s", err)
+		}
+		if err := metricsApi.PostMetrics(metrics); err != nil {
+			log.Printf("ERROR sending metrics to librato %s", err)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// calculate sum of squares from data provided by metrics.Histogram
+// see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_deviation#Rapid_calculation_methods
+func sumSquares(s metrics.Sample) float64 {
+	count := float64(s.Count())
+	sumSquared := math.Pow(count*s.Mean(), 2)
+	sumSquares := math.Pow(count*s.StdDev(), 2) + sumSquared/count
+	if math.IsNaN(sumSquares) {
+		return 0.0
+	}
+	return sumSquares
+}
+func sumSquaresTimer(t metrics.Timer) float64 {
+	count := float64(t.Count())
+	sumSquared := math.Pow(count*t.Mean(), 2)
+	sumSquares := math.Pow(count*t.StdDev(), 2) + sumSquared/count
+	if math.IsNaN(sumSquares) {
+		return 0.0
+	}
+	return sumSquares
+}
+
+func (self *Reporter) BuildRequest(now time.Time, r metrics.Registry) (snapshot Batch, err error) {
+	snapshot = Batch{
+		MeasureTime: now.Unix(),
+		Source:      self.Source,
+	}
+	snapshot.MeasureTime = now.Unix()
+	snapshot.Gauges = make([]Measurement, 0)
+	snapshot.Counters = make([]Measurement, 0)
+	histogramGaugeCount := 1 + len(self.Percentiles)
+	r.Each(func(name string, metric interface{}) {
+		measurement := Measurement{}
+		measurement[Period] = self.Interval.Seconds()
+		switch m := metric.(type) {
+		case metrics.Counter:
+			measurement[Name] = fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "count")
+			measurement[Value] = float64(m.Count())
+			measurement[Attributes] = map[string]interface{}{
+				DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+				DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+				DisplayMin:        "0",
+			}
+			snapshot.Counters = append(snapshot.Counters, measurement)
+		case metrics.Gauge:
+			measurement[Name] = name
+			measurement[Value] = float64(m.Value())
+			snapshot.Gauges = append(snapshot.Gauges, measurement)
+		case metrics.Histogram:
+			if m.Count() > 0 {
+				gauges := make([]Measurement, histogramGaugeCount, histogramGaugeCount)
+				s := m.Sample()
+				measurement[Name] = fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "hist")
+				measurement[Count] = uint64(s.Count())
+				measurement[Sum] = s.Sum()
+				measurement[Max] = float64(s.Max())
+				measurement[Min] = float64(s.Min())
+				measurement[SumSquares] = sumSquares(s)
+				gauges[0] = measurement
+				for i, p := range self.Percentiles {
+					gauges[i+1] = Measurement{
+						Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%.2f", measurement[Name], p),
+						Value:  s.Percentile(p),
+						Period: measurement[Period],
+					}
+				}
+				snapshot.Gauges = append(snapshot.Gauges, gauges...)
+			}
+		case metrics.Meter:
+			measurement[Name] = name
+			measurement[Value] = float64(m.Count())
+			snapshot.Counters = append(snapshot.Counters, measurement)
+			snapshot.Gauges = append(snapshot.Gauges,
+				Measurement{
+					Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "1min"),
+					Value:  m.Rate1(),
+					Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+					Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+						DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+						DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+						DisplayMin:        "0",
+					},
+				},
+				Measurement{
+					Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "5min"),
+					Value:  m.Rate5(),
+					Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+					Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+						DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+						DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+						DisplayMin:        "0",
+					},
+				},
+				Measurement{
+					Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "15min"),
+					Value:  m.Rate15(),
+					Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+					Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+						DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+						DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+						DisplayMin:        "0",
+					},
+				},
+			)
+		case metrics.Timer:
+			measurement[Name] = name
+			measurement[Value] = float64(m.Count())
+			snapshot.Counters = append(snapshot.Counters, measurement)
+			if m.Count() > 0 {
+				libratoName := fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "timer.mean")
+				gauges := make([]Measurement, histogramGaugeCount, histogramGaugeCount)
+				gauges[0] = Measurement{
+					Name:       libratoName,
+					Count:      uint64(m.Count()),
+					Sum:        m.Mean() * float64(m.Count()),
+					Max:        float64(m.Max()),
+					Min:        float64(m.Min()),
+					SumSquares: sumSquaresTimer(m),
+					Period:     int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+					Attributes: self.TimerAttributes,
+				}
+				for i, p := range self.Percentiles {
+					gauges[i+1] = Measurement{
+						Name:       fmt.Sprintf("%s.timer.%2.0f", name, p*100),
+						Value:      m.Percentile(p),
+						Period:     int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+						Attributes: self.TimerAttributes,
+					}
+				}
+				snapshot.Gauges = append(snapshot.Gauges, gauges...)
+				snapshot.Gauges = append(snapshot.Gauges,
+					Measurement{
+						Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "rate.1min"),
+						Value:  m.Rate1(),
+						Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+						Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+							DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+							DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+							DisplayMin:        "0",
+						},
+					},
+					Measurement{
+						Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "rate.5min"),
+						Value:  m.Rate5(),
+						Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+						Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+							DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+							DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+							DisplayMin:        "0",
+						},
+					},
+					Measurement{
+						Name:   fmt.Sprintf("%s.%s", name, "rate.15min"),
+						Value:  m.Rate15(),
+						Period: int64(self.Interval.Seconds()),
+						Attributes: map[string]interface{}{
+							DisplayUnitsLong:  Operations,
+							DisplayUnitsShort: OperationsShort,
+							DisplayMin:        "0",
+						},
+					},
+				)
+			}
+		}
+	})
+	return
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/log.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/log.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..5d36b6e9b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/log.go
@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"log"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Output each metric in the given registry periodically using the given
+// logger.
+func Log(r Registry, d time.Duration, l *log.Logger) {
+	for {
+		r.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+			switch metric := i.(type) {
+			case Counter:
+				l.Printf("counter %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  count:       %9d\n", metric.Count())
+			case Gauge:
+				l.Printf("gauge %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  value:       %9d\n", metric.Value())
+			case Healthcheck:
+				metric.Check()
+				l.Printf("healthcheck %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  error:       %v\n", metric.Error())
+			case Histogram:
+				h := metric.Snapshot()
+				ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+				l.Printf("histogram %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  count:       %9d\n", h.Count())
+				l.Printf("  min:         %9d\n", h.Min())
+				l.Printf("  max:         %9d\n", h.Max())
+				l.Printf("  mean:        %12.2f\n", h.Mean())
+				l.Printf("  stddev:      %12.2f\n", h.StdDev())
+				l.Printf("  median:      %12.2f\n", ps[0])
+				l.Printf("  75%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[1])
+				l.Printf("  95%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[2])
+				l.Printf("  99%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[3])
+				l.Printf("  99.9%%:       %12.2f\n", ps[4])
+			case Meter:
+				m := metric.Snapshot()
+				l.Printf("meter %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  count:       %9d\n", m.Count())
+				l.Printf("  1-min rate:  %12.2f\n", m.Rate1())
+				l.Printf("  5-min rate:  %12.2f\n", m.Rate5())
+				l.Printf("  15-min rate: %12.2f\n", m.Rate15())
+				l.Printf("  mean rate:   %12.2f\n", m.RateMean())
+			case Timer:
+				t := metric.Snapshot()
+				ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+				l.Printf("timer %s\n", name)
+				l.Printf("  count:       %9d\n", t.Count())
+				l.Printf("  min:         %9d\n", t.Min())
+				l.Printf("  max:         %9d\n", t.Max())
+				l.Printf("  mean:        %12.2f\n", t.Mean())
+				l.Printf("  stddev:      %12.2f\n", t.StdDev())
+				l.Printf("  median:      %12.2f\n", ps[0])
+				l.Printf("  75%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[1])
+				l.Printf("  95%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[2])
+				l.Printf("  99%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[3])
+				l.Printf("  99.9%%:       %12.2f\n", ps[4])
+				l.Printf("  1-min rate:  %12.2f\n", t.Rate1())
+				l.Printf("  5-min rate:  %12.2f\n", t.Rate5())
+				l.Printf("  15-min rate: %12.2f\n", t.Rate15())
+				l.Printf("  mean rate:   %12.2f\n", t.RateMean())
+			}
+		})
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/memory.md b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/memory.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..47454f54b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/memory.md
@@ -0,0 +1,285 @@
+Memory usage
+============
+
+(Highly unscientific.)
+
+Command used to gather static memory usage:
+
+```sh
+grep ^Vm "/proc/$(ps fax | grep [m]etrics-bench | awk '{print $1}')/status"
+```
+
+Program used to gather baseline memory usage:
+
+```go
+package main
+
+import "time"
+
+func main() {
+	time.Sleep(600e9)
+}
+```
+
+Baseline
+--------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    42604 kB
+VmSize:    42604 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:      1120 kB
+VmRSS:      1120 kB
+VmData:    35460 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1020 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        36 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+Program used to gather metric memory usage (with other metrics being similar):
+
+```go
+package main
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"metrics"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	fmt.Sprintf("foo")
+	metrics.NewRegistry()
+	time.Sleep(600e9)
+}
+```
+
+1000 counters registered
+------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    44016 kB
+VmSize:    44016 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:      1928 kB
+VmRSS:      1928 kB
+VmData:    36868 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1024 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        40 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**1.412 kB virtual, TODO 0.808 kB resident per counter.**
+
+100000 counters registered
+--------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    55024 kB
+VmSize:    55024 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:     12440 kB
+VmRSS:     12440 kB
+VmData:    47876 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1024 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        64 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**0.1242 kB virtual, 0.1132 kB resident per counter.**
+
+1000 gauges registered
+----------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    44012 kB
+VmSize:    44012 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:      1928 kB
+VmRSS:      1928 kB
+VmData:    36868 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1020 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        40 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**1.408 kB virtual, 0.808 kB resident per counter.**
+
+100000 gauges registered
+------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    55020 kB
+VmSize:    55020 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:     12432 kB
+VmRSS:     12432 kB
+VmData:    47876 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1020 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        60 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**0.12416 kB virtual, 0.11312 resident per gauge.**
+
+1000 histograms with a uniform sample size of 1028
+--------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    72272 kB
+VmSize:    72272 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:     16204 kB
+VmRSS:     16204 kB
+VmData:    65100 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        80 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**29.668 kB virtual, TODO 15.084 resident per histogram.**
+
+10000 histograms with a uniform sample size of 1028
+---------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:   256912 kB
+VmSize:   256912 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:    146204 kB
+VmRSS:    146204 kB
+VmData:   249740 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:       448 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**21.4308 kB virtual, 14.5084 kB resident per histogram.**
+
+50000 histograms with a uniform sample size of 1028
+---------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:   908112 kB
+VmSize:   908112 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:    645832 kB
+VmRSS:    645588 kB
+VmData:   900940 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:      1716 kB
+VmSwap:     1544 kB
+```
+
+**17.31016 kB virtual, 12.88936 kB resident per histogram.**
+
+1000 histograms with an exponentially-decaying sample size of 1028 and alpha of 0.015
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    62480 kB
+VmSize:    62480 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:     11572 kB
+VmRSS:     11572 kB
+VmData:    55308 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        64 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**19.876 kB virtual, 10.452 kB resident per histogram.**
+
+10000 histograms with an exponentially-decaying sample size of 1028 and alpha of 0.015
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:   153296 kB
+VmSize:   153296 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:    101176 kB
+VmRSS:    101176 kB
+VmData:   146124 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:       240 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**11.0692 kB virtual, 10.0056 kB resident per histogram.**
+
+50000 histograms with an exponentially-decaying sample size of 1028 and alpha of 0.015
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:   557264 kB
+VmSize:   557264 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:    501056 kB
+VmRSS:    501056 kB
+VmData:   550092 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1048 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:      1032 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**10.2932 kB virtual, 9.99872 kB resident per histogram.**
+
+1000 meters
+-----------
+
+```
+VmPeak:    74504 kB
+VmSize:    74504 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:     24124 kB
+VmRSS:     24124 kB
+VmData:    67340 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1040 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:        92 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**31.9 kB virtual, 23.004 kB resident per meter.**
+
+10000 meters
+------------
+
+```
+VmPeak:   278920 kB
+VmSize:   278920 kB
+VmLck:         0 kB
+VmHWM:    227300 kB
+VmRSS:    227300 kB
+VmData:   271756 kB
+VmStk:       136 kB
+VmExe:      1040 kB
+VmLib:      1848 kB
+VmPTE:       488 kB
+VmSwap:        0 kB
+```
+
+**23.6316 kB virtual, 22.618 kB resident per meter.**
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..967e562f7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter.go
@@ -0,0 +1,183 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "time"
+
+// Meters count events to produce exponentially-weighted moving average rates
+// at one-, five-, and fifteen-minutes and a mean rate.
+type Meter interface {
+	Count() int64
+	Mark(int64)
+	Rate1() float64
+	Rate5() float64
+	Rate15() float64
+	RateMean() float64
+	Snapshot() Meter
+}
+
+// GetOrRegisterMeter returns an existing Meter or constructs and registers a
+// new StandardMeter.
+func GetOrRegisterMeter(name string, r Registry) Meter {
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	return r.GetOrRegister(name, NewMeter()).(Meter)
+}
+
+// NewMeter constructs a new StandardMeter and launches a goroutine.
+func NewMeter() Meter {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilMeter{}
+	}
+	m := &StandardMeter{
+		make(chan int64),
+		make(chan *MeterSnapshot),
+		time.NewTicker(5e9),
+	}
+	go m.arbiter()
+	return m
+}
+
+// NewMeter constructs and registers a new StandardMeter and launches a
+// goroutine.
+func NewRegisteredMeter(name string, r Registry) Meter {
+	c := NewMeter()
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	r.Register(name, c)
+	return c
+}
+
+// MeterSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Meter.
+type MeterSnapshot struct {
+	count                          int64
+	rate1, rate5, rate15, rateMean float64
+}
+
+// Count returns the count of events at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) Count() int64 { return m.count }
+
+// Mark panics.
+func (*MeterSnapshot) Mark(n int64) {
+	panic("Mark called on a MeterSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Rate1 returns the one-minute moving average rate of events per second at the
+// time the snapshot was taken.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) Rate1() float64 { return m.rate1 }
+
+// Rate5 returns the five-minute moving average rate of events per second at
+// the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) Rate5() float64 { return m.rate5 }
+
+// Rate15 returns the fifteen-minute moving average rate of events per second
+// at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) Rate15() float64 { return m.rate15 }
+
+// RateMean returns the meter's mean rate of events per second at the time the
+// snapshot was taken.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) RateMean() float64 { return m.rateMean }
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (m *MeterSnapshot) Snapshot() Meter { return m }
+
+// NilMeter is a no-op Meter.
+type NilMeter struct{}
+
+// Count is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Count() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Mark is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Mark(n int64) {}
+
+// Rate1 is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Rate1() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Rate5 is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Rate5() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Rate15is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Rate15() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// RateMean is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) RateMean() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilMeter) Snapshot() Meter { return NilMeter{} }
+
+// StandardMeter is the standard implementation of a Meter and uses a
+// goroutine to synchronize its calculations and a time.Ticker to pass time.
+type StandardMeter struct {
+	in     chan int64
+	out    chan *MeterSnapshot
+	ticker *time.Ticker
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of events recorded.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Count() int64 {
+	return (<-m.out).count
+}
+
+// Mark records the occurance of n events.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Mark(n int64) {
+	m.in <- n
+}
+
+// Rate1 returns the one-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Rate1() float64 {
+	return (<-m.out).rate1
+}
+
+// Rate5 returns the five-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Rate5() float64 {
+	return (<-m.out).rate5
+}
+
+// Rate15 returns the fifteen-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Rate15() float64 {
+	return (<-m.out).rate15
+}
+
+// RateMean returns the meter's mean rate of events per second.
+func (m *StandardMeter) RateMean() float64 {
+	return (<-m.out).rateMean
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the meter.
+func (m *StandardMeter) Snapshot() Meter {
+	snapshot := *<-m.out
+	return &snapshot
+}
+
+// arbiter receives inputs and sends outputs.  It counts each input and updates
+// the various moving averages and the mean rate of events.  It sends a copy of
+// the meterV as output.
+func (m *StandardMeter) arbiter() {
+	snapshot := &MeterSnapshot{}
+	a1 := NewEWMA1()
+	a5 := NewEWMA5()
+	a15 := NewEWMA15()
+	t := time.Now()
+	for {
+		select {
+		case n := <-m.in:
+			snapshot.count += n
+			a1.Update(n)
+			a5.Update(n)
+			a15.Update(n)
+			snapshot.rate1 = a1.Rate()
+			snapshot.rate5 = a5.Rate()
+			snapshot.rate15 = a15.Rate()
+			snapshot.rateMean = float64(1e9*snapshot.count) / float64(time.Since(t))
+		case m.out <- snapshot:
+		case <-m.ticker.C:
+			a1.Tick()
+			a5.Tick()
+			a15.Tick()
+			snapshot.rate1 = a1.Rate()
+			snapshot.rate5 = a5.Rate()
+			snapshot.rate15 = a15.Rate()
+			snapshot.rateMean = float64(1e9*snapshot.count) / float64(time.Since(t))
+		}
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..62479f95d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/meter_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func BenchmarkMeter(b *testing.B) {
+	m := NewMeter()
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		m.Mark(1)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGetOrRegisterMeter(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	NewRegisteredMeter("foo", r).Mark(47)
+	if m := GetOrRegisterMeter("foo", r); 47 != m.Count() {
+		t.Fatal(m)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestMeterDecay(t *testing.T) {
+	m := &StandardMeter{
+		make(chan int64),
+		make(chan *MeterSnapshot),
+		time.NewTicker(1),
+	}
+	go m.arbiter()
+	m.Mark(1)
+	rateMean := m.RateMean()
+	time.Sleep(1)
+	if m.RateMean() >= rateMean {
+		t.Error("m.RateMean() didn't decrease")
+	}
+}
+
+func TestMeterNonzero(t *testing.T) {
+	m := NewMeter()
+	m.Mark(3)
+	if count := m.Count(); 3 != count {
+		t.Errorf("m.Count(): 3 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestMeterSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	m := NewMeter()
+	m.Mark(1)
+	if snapshot := m.Snapshot(); m.RateMean() != snapshot.RateMean() {
+		t.Fatal(snapshot)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestMeterZero(t *testing.T) {
+	m := NewMeter()
+	if count := m.Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Errorf("m.Count(): 0 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b97a49ed1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics.go
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+// Go port of Coda Hale's Metrics library
+//
+// <https://github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics>
+//
+// Coda Hale's original work: <https://github.com/codahale/metrics>
+package metrics
+
+// UseNilMetrics is checked by the constructor functions for all of the
+// standard metrics.  If it is true, the metric returned is a stub.
+//
+// This global kill-switch helps quantify the observer effect and makes
+// for less cluttered pprof profiles.
+var UseNilMetrics bool = false
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8d03d3e0d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/metrics_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,105 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"io/ioutil"
+	"log"
+	"sync"
+	"testing"
+)
+
+const FANOUT = 128
+
+// Stop the compiler from complaining during debugging.
+var (
+	_ = ioutil.Discard
+	_ = log.LstdFlags
+)
+
+func BenchmarkMetrics(b *testing.B) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	c := NewRegisteredCounter("counter", r)
+	g := NewRegisteredGauge("gauge", r)
+	h := NewRegisteredHistogram("histogram", r, NewUniformSample(100))
+	m := NewRegisteredMeter("meter", r)
+	t := NewRegisteredTimer("timer", r)
+	RegisterDebugGCStats(r)
+	RegisterRuntimeMemStats(r)
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	ch := make(chan bool)
+
+	wgD := &sync.WaitGroup{}
+	/*
+		wgD.Add(1)
+		go func() {
+			defer wgD.Done()
+			//log.Println("go CaptureDebugGCStats")
+			for {
+				select {
+				case <-ch:
+					//log.Println("done CaptureDebugGCStats")
+					return
+				default:
+					CaptureDebugGCStatsOnce(r)
+				}
+			}
+		}()
+	//*/
+
+	wgR := &sync.WaitGroup{}
+	//*
+	wgR.Add(1)
+	go func() {
+		defer wgR.Done()
+		//log.Println("go CaptureRuntimeMemStats")
+		for {
+			select {
+			case <-ch:
+				//log.Println("done CaptureRuntimeMemStats")
+				return
+			default:
+				CaptureRuntimeMemStatsOnce(r)
+			}
+		}
+	}()
+	//*/
+
+	wgW := &sync.WaitGroup{}
+	/*
+		wgW.Add(1)
+		go func() {
+			defer wgW.Done()
+			//log.Println("go Write")
+			for {
+				select {
+				case <-ch:
+					//log.Println("done Write")
+					return
+				default:
+					WriteOnce(r, ioutil.Discard)
+				}
+			}
+		}()
+	//*/
+
+	wg := &sync.WaitGroup{}
+	wg.Add(FANOUT)
+	for i := 0; i < FANOUT; i++ {
+		go func(i int) {
+			defer wg.Done()
+			//log.Println("go", i)
+			for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+				c.Inc(1)
+				g.Update(int64(i))
+				h.Update(int64(i))
+				m.Mark(1)
+				t.Update(1)
+			}
+			//log.Println("done", i)
+		}(i)
+	}
+	wg.Wait()
+	close(ch)
+	wgD.Wait()
+	wgR.Wait()
+	wgW.Wait()
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..d6b480367
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry.go
@@ -0,0 +1,142 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "sync"
+
+// A Registry holds references to a set of metrics by name and can iterate
+// over them, calling callback functions provided by the user.
+//
+// This is an interface so as to encourage other structs to implement
+// the Registry API as appropriate.
+type Registry interface {
+
+	// Call the given function for each registered metric.
+	Each(func(string, interface{}))
+
+	// Get the metric by the given name or nil if none is registered.
+	Get(string) interface{}
+
+	// Gets an existing metric or creates and registers a new one.
+	GetOrRegister(string, interface{}) interface{}
+
+	// Register the given metric under the given name.
+	Register(string, interface{})
+
+	// Run all registered healthchecks.
+	RunHealthchecks()
+
+	// Unregister the metric with the given name.
+	Unregister(string)
+}
+
+// The standard implementation of a Registry is a mutex-protected map
+// of names to metrics.
+type StandardRegistry struct {
+	metrics map[string]interface{}
+	mutex   sync.Mutex
+}
+
+// Create a new registry.
+func NewRegistry() Registry {
+	return &StandardRegistry{metrics: make(map[string]interface{})}
+}
+
+// Call the given function for each registered metric.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) Each(f func(string, interface{})) {
+	for name, i := range r.registered() {
+		f(name, i)
+	}
+}
+
+// Get the metric by the given name or nil if none is registered.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) Get(name string) interface{} {
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	return r.metrics[name]
+}
+
+// Gets an existing metric or creates and registers a new one. Threadsafe
+// alternative to calling Get and Register on failure.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) GetOrRegister(name string, i interface{}) interface{} {
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	if metric, ok := r.metrics[name]; ok {
+		return metric
+	}
+	r.register(name, i)
+	return i
+}
+
+// Register the given metric under the given name.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) Register(name string, i interface{}) {
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	r.register(name, i)
+}
+
+// Run all registered healthchecks.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) RunHealthchecks() {
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	for _, i := range r.metrics {
+		if h, ok := i.(Healthcheck); ok {
+			h.Check()
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// Unregister the metric with the given name.
+func (r *StandardRegistry) Unregister(name string) {
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	delete(r.metrics, name)
+}
+
+func (r *StandardRegistry) register(name string, i interface{}) {
+	switch i.(type) {
+	case Counter, Gauge, Healthcheck, Histogram, Meter, Timer:
+		r.metrics[name] = i
+	}
+}
+
+func (r *StandardRegistry) registered() map[string]interface{} {
+	metrics := make(map[string]interface{}, len(r.metrics))
+	r.mutex.Lock()
+	defer r.mutex.Unlock()
+	for name, i := range r.metrics {
+		metrics[name] = i
+	}
+	return metrics
+}
+
+var DefaultRegistry Registry = NewRegistry()
+
+// Call the given function for each registered metric.
+func Each(f func(string, interface{})) {
+	DefaultRegistry.Each(f)
+}
+
+// Get the metric by the given name or nil if none is registered.
+func Get(name string) interface{} {
+	return DefaultRegistry.Get(name)
+}
+
+// Gets an existing metric or creates and registers a new one. Threadsafe
+// alternative to calling Get and Register on failure.
+func GetOrRegister(name string, i interface{}) interface{} {
+	return DefaultRegistry.GetOrRegister(name, i)
+}
+
+// Register the given metric under the given name.
+func Register(name string, i interface{}) {
+	DefaultRegistry.Register(name, i)
+}
+
+// Run all registered healthchecks.
+func RunHealthchecks() {
+	DefaultRegistry.RunHealthchecks()
+}
+
+// Unregister the metric with the given name.
+func Unregister(name string) {
+	DefaultRegistry.Unregister(name)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..aa07e6297
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/registry_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+package metrics
+
+import "testing"
+
+func BenchmarkRegistry(b *testing.B) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	r.Register("foo", NewCounter())
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		r.Each(func(string, interface{}) {})
+	}
+}
+
+func TestRegistry(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	r.Register("foo", NewCounter())
+	i := 0
+	r.Each(func(name string, iface interface{}) {
+		i++
+		if "foo" != name {
+			t.Fatal(name)
+		}
+		if _, ok := iface.(Counter); !ok {
+			t.Fatal(iface)
+		}
+	})
+	if 1 != i {
+		t.Fatal(i)
+	}
+	r.Unregister("foo")
+	i = 0
+	r.Each(func(string, interface{}) { i++ })
+	if 0 != i {
+		t.Fatal(i)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestRegistryGet(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	r.Register("foo", NewCounter())
+	if count := r.Get("foo").(Counter).Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Fatal(count)
+	}
+	r.Get("foo").(Counter).Inc(1)
+	if count := r.Get("foo").(Counter).Count(); 1 != count {
+		t.Fatal(count)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestRegistryGetOrRegister(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+
+	// First metric wins with GetOrRegister
+	_ = r.GetOrRegister("foo", NewCounter())
+	m := r.GetOrRegister("foo", NewGauge())
+	if _, ok := m.(Counter); !ok {
+		t.Fatal(m)
+	}
+
+	i := 0
+	r.Each(func(name string, iface interface{}) {
+		i++
+		if name != "foo" {
+			t.Fatal(name)
+		}
+		if _, ok := iface.(Counter); !ok {
+			t.Fatal(iface)
+		}
+	})
+	if i != 1 {
+		t.Fatal(i)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..6bec67464
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime.go
@@ -0,0 +1,171 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"runtime"
+	"time"
+)
+
+var (
+	memStats       runtime.MemStats
+	runtimeMetrics struct {
+		MemStats struct {
+			Alloc        Gauge
+			BuckHashSys  Gauge
+			DebugGC      Gauge
+			EnableGC     Gauge
+			Frees        Gauge
+			HeapAlloc    Gauge
+			HeapIdle     Gauge
+			HeapInuse    Gauge
+			HeapObjects  Gauge
+			HeapReleased Gauge
+			HeapSys      Gauge
+			LastGC       Gauge
+			Lookups      Gauge
+			Mallocs      Gauge
+			MCacheInuse  Gauge
+			MCacheSys    Gauge
+			MSpanInuse   Gauge
+			MSpanSys     Gauge
+			NextGC       Gauge
+			NumGC        Gauge
+			PauseNs      Histogram
+			PauseTotalNs Gauge
+			StackInuse   Gauge
+			StackSys     Gauge
+			Sys          Gauge
+			TotalAlloc   Gauge
+		}
+		NumCgoCall   Gauge
+		NumGoroutine Gauge
+		ReadMemStats Timer
+	}
+	numGC uint32
+)
+
+// Capture new values for the Go runtime statistics exported in
+// runtime.MemStats.  This is designed to be called as a goroutine.
+func CaptureRuntimeMemStats(r Registry, d time.Duration) {
+	for {
+		CaptureRuntimeMemStatsOnce(r)
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
+
+// Capture new values for the Go runtime statistics exported in
+// runtime.MemStats.  This is designed to be called in a background
+// goroutine.  Giving a registry which has not been given to
+// RegisterRuntimeMemStats will panic.
+//
+// Be very careful with this because runtime.ReadMemStats calls the C
+// functions runtime·semacquire(&runtime·worldsema) and runtime·stoptheworld()
+// and that last one does what it says on the tin.
+func CaptureRuntimeMemStatsOnce(r Registry) {
+	t := time.Now()
+	runtime.ReadMemStats(&memStats) // This takes 50-200us.
+	runtimeMetrics.ReadMemStats.UpdateSince(t)
+
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Alloc.Update(int64(memStats.Alloc))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.BuckHashSys.Update(int64(memStats.BuckHashSys))
+	if memStats.DebugGC {
+		runtimeMetrics.MemStats.DebugGC.Update(1)
+	} else {
+		runtimeMetrics.MemStats.DebugGC.Update(0)
+	}
+	if memStats.EnableGC {
+		runtimeMetrics.MemStats.EnableGC.Update(1)
+	} else {
+		runtimeMetrics.MemStats.EnableGC.Update(0)
+	}
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Frees.Update(int64(memStats.Frees))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapAlloc.Update(int64(memStats.HeapAlloc))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapIdle.Update(int64(memStats.HeapIdle))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapInuse.Update(int64(memStats.HeapInuse))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapObjects.Update(int64(memStats.HeapObjects))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapReleased.Update(int64(memStats.HeapReleased))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapSys.Update(int64(memStats.HeapSys))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.LastGC.Update(int64(memStats.LastGC))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Lookups.Update(int64(memStats.Lookups))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Mallocs.Update(int64(memStats.Mallocs))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheInuse.Update(int64(memStats.MCacheInuse))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheSys.Update(int64(memStats.MCacheSys))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanInuse.Update(int64(memStats.MSpanInuse))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanSys.Update(int64(memStats.MSpanSys))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NextGC.Update(int64(memStats.NextGC))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NumGC.Update(int64(memStats.NumGC))
+	for i := uint32(1); i <= memStats.NumGC-numGC; i++ {
+		runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseNs.Update(int64(memStats.PauseNs[(memStats.NumGC%256-i)%256])) // <https://code.google.com/p/go/source/browse/src/pkg/runtime/mgc0.c>
+	}
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseTotalNs.Update(int64(memStats.PauseTotalNs))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackInuse.Update(int64(memStats.StackInuse))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackSys.Update(int64(memStats.StackSys))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Sys.Update(int64(memStats.Sys))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.TotalAlloc.Update(int64(memStats.TotalAlloc))
+	runtimeMetrics.NumCgoCall.Update(int64(runtime.NumCgoCall()))
+	runtimeMetrics.NumGoroutine.Update(int64(runtime.NumGoroutine()))
+}
+
+// Register runtimeMetrics for the Go runtime statistics exported in runtime and
+// specifically runtime.MemStats.  The runtimeMetrics are named by their
+// fully-qualified Go symbols, i.e. runtime.MemStats.Alloc.
+func RegisterRuntimeMemStats(r Registry) {
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Alloc = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.BuckHashSys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.DebugGC = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.EnableGC = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Frees = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapAlloc = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapIdle = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapInuse = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapObjects = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapReleased = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapSys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.LastGC = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Lookups = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Mallocs = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheInuse = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheSys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanInuse = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanSys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NextGC = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NumGC = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseNs = NewHistogram(NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015))
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseTotalNs = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackInuse = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackSys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Sys = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.MemStats.TotalAlloc = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.NumCgoCall = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.NumGoroutine = NewGauge()
+	runtimeMetrics.ReadMemStats = NewTimer()
+
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.Alloc", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Alloc)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.BuckHashSys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.BuckHashSys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.DebugGC", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.DebugGC)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.EnableGC", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.EnableGC)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.Frees", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Frees)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapAlloc", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapAlloc)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapIdle", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapIdle)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapInuse", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapInuse)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapObjects", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapObjects)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapReleased", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapReleased)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.HeapSys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.HeapSys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.LastGC", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.LastGC)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.Lookups", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Lookups)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.Mallocs", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Mallocs)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.MCacheInuse", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheInuse)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.MCacheSys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MCacheSys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.MSpanInuse", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanInuse)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.MSpanSys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.MSpanSys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.NextGC", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NextGC)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.NumGC", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.NumGC)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.PauseNs", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseNs)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.PauseTotalNs", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.PauseTotalNs)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.StackInuse", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackInuse)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.StackSys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.StackSys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.Sys", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.Sys)
+	r.Register("runtime.MemStats.TotalAlloc", runtimeMetrics.MemStats.TotalAlloc)
+	r.Register("runtime.NumCgoCall", runtimeMetrics.NumCgoCall)
+	r.Register("runtime.NumGoroutine", runtimeMetrics.NumGoroutine)
+	r.Register("runtime.ReadMemStats", runtimeMetrics.ReadMemStats)
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b5478edf2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/runtime_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"runtime"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func BenchmarkRuntimeMemStats(b *testing.B) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	RegisterRuntimeMemStats(r)
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		CaptureRuntimeMemStatsOnce(r)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestRuntimeMemStatsBlocking(t *testing.T) {
+	if g := runtime.GOMAXPROCS(0); g < 2 {
+		t.Skipf("skipping TestRuntimeMemStatsBlocking with GOMAXPROCS=%d\n", g)
+	}
+	ch := make(chan int)
+	go testRuntimeMemStatsBlocking(ch)
+	var memStats runtime.MemStats
+	t0 := time.Now()
+	runtime.ReadMemStats(&memStats)
+	t1 := time.Now()
+	t.Log("i++ during runtime.ReadMemStats:", <-ch)
+	go testRuntimeMemStatsBlocking(ch)
+	d := t1.Sub(t0)
+	t.Log(d)
+	time.Sleep(d)
+	t.Log("i++ during time.Sleep:", <-ch)
+}
+
+func testRuntimeMemStatsBlocking(ch chan int) {
+	i := 0
+	for {
+		select {
+		case ch <- i:
+			return
+		default:
+			i++
+		}
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..907a850f3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample.go
@@ -0,0 +1,562 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"container/heap"
+	"math"
+	"math/rand"
+	"sort"
+	"sync"
+	"sync/atomic"
+	"time"
+)
+
+const rescaleThreshold = time.Hour
+
+// Samples maintain a statistically-significant selection of values from
+// a stream.
+type Sample interface {
+	Clear()
+	Count() int64
+	Max() int64
+	Mean() float64
+	Min() int64
+	Percentile(float64) float64
+	Percentiles([]float64) []float64
+	Size() int
+	Snapshot() Sample
+	StdDev() float64
+	Sum() int64
+	Update(int64)
+	Values() []int64
+	Variance() float64
+}
+
+// ExpDecaySample is an exponentially-decaying sample using a forward-decaying
+// priority reservoir.  See Cormode et al's "Forward Decay: A Practical Time
+// Decay Model for Streaming Systems".
+//
+// <http://www.research.att.com/people/Cormode_Graham/library/publications/CormodeShkapenyukSrivastavaXu09.pdf>
+type ExpDecaySample struct {
+	alpha         float64
+	count         int64
+	mutex         sync.Mutex
+	reservoirSize int
+	t0, t1        time.Time
+	values        expDecaySampleHeap
+}
+
+// NewExpDecaySample constructs a new exponentially-decaying sample with the
+// given reservoir size and alpha.
+func NewExpDecaySample(reservoirSize int, alpha float64) Sample {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilSample{}
+	}
+	s := &ExpDecaySample{
+		alpha:         alpha,
+		reservoirSize: reservoirSize,
+		t0:            time.Now(),
+		values:        make(expDecaySampleHeap, 0, reservoirSize),
+	}
+	s.t1 = time.Now().Add(rescaleThreshold)
+	return s
+}
+
+// Clear clears all samples.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Clear() {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	s.count = 0
+	s.t0 = time.Now()
+	s.t1 = s.t0.Add(rescaleThreshold)
+	s.values = make(expDecaySampleHeap, 0, s.reservoirSize)
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of samples recorded, which may exceed the
+// reservoir size.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Count() int64 {
+	return atomic.LoadInt64(&s.count)
+}
+
+// Max returns the maximum value in the sample, which may not be the maximum
+// value ever to be part of the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Max() int64 {
+	return SampleMax(s.Values())
+}
+
+// Mean returns the mean of the values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Mean() float64 {
+	return SampleMean(s.Values())
+}
+
+// Min returns the minimum value in the sample, which may not be the minimum
+// value ever to be part of the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Min() int64 {
+	return SampleMin(s.Values())
+}
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return SamplePercentile(s.Values(), p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of values in the
+// sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return SamplePercentiles(s.Values(), ps)
+}
+
+// Size returns the size of the sample, which is at most the reservoir size.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Size() int {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return len(s.values)
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Snapshot() Sample {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	values := make([]int64, len(s.values))
+	for i, v := range s.values {
+		values[i] = v.v
+	}
+	return &SampleSnapshot{
+		count:  s.count,
+		values: values,
+	}
+}
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) StdDev() float64 {
+	return SampleStdDev(s.Values())
+}
+
+// Sum returns the sum of the values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Sum() int64 {
+	return SampleSum(s.Values())
+}
+
+// Update samples a new value.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Update(v int64) {
+	s.update(time.Now(), v)
+}
+
+// Values returns a copy of the values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Values() []int64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	values := make([]int64, len(s.values))
+	for i, v := range s.values {
+		values[i] = v.v
+	}
+	return values
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of the values in the sample.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) Variance() float64 {
+	return SampleVariance(s.Values())
+}
+
+// update samples a new value at a particular timestamp.  This is a method all
+// its own to facilitate testing.
+func (s *ExpDecaySample) update(t time.Time, v int64) {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	s.count++
+	if len(s.values) == s.reservoirSize {
+		heap.Pop(&s.values)
+	}
+	heap.Push(&s.values, expDecaySample{
+		k: math.Exp(t.Sub(s.t0).Seconds()*s.alpha) / rand.Float64(),
+		v: v,
+	})
+	if t.After(s.t1) {
+		values := s.values
+		t0 := s.t0
+		s.values = make(expDecaySampleHeap, 0, s.reservoirSize)
+		s.t0 = t
+		s.t1 = s.t0.Add(rescaleThreshold)
+		for _, v := range values {
+			v.k = v.k * math.Exp(-s.alpha*float64(s.t0.Sub(t0)))
+			heap.Push(&s.values, v)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// NilSample is a no-op Sample.
+type NilSample struct{}
+
+// Clear is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Clear() {}
+
+// Count is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Count() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Max is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Max() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Mean is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Mean() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Min is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Min() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Percentile is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Percentile(p float64) float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Percentiles is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return make([]float64, len(ps))
+}
+
+// Size is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Size() int { return 0 }
+
+// Sample is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Snapshot() Sample { return NilSample{} }
+
+// StdDev is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) StdDev() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Sum is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Sum() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Update is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Update(v int64) {}
+
+// Values is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Values() []int64 { return []int64{} }
+
+// Variance is a no-op.
+func (NilSample) Variance() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// SampleMax returns the maximum value of the slice of int64.
+func SampleMax(values []int64) int64 {
+	if 0 == len(values) {
+		return 0
+	}
+	var max int64 = math.MinInt64
+	for _, v := range values {
+		if max < v {
+			max = v
+		}
+	}
+	return max
+}
+
+// SampleMean returns the mean value of the slice of int64.
+func SampleMean(values []int64) float64 {
+	if 0 == len(values) {
+		return 0.0
+	}
+	return float64(SampleSum(values)) / float64(len(values))
+}
+
+// SampleMin returns the minimum value of the slice of int64.
+func SampleMin(values []int64) int64 {
+	if 0 == len(values) {
+		return 0
+	}
+	var min int64 = math.MaxInt64
+	for _, v := range values {
+		if min > v {
+			min = v
+		}
+	}
+	return min
+}
+
+// SamplePercentiles returns an arbitrary percentile of the slice of int64.
+func SamplePercentile(values int64Slice, p float64) float64 {
+	return SamplePercentiles(values, []float64{p})[0]
+}
+
+// SamplePercentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of the slice of
+// int64.
+func SamplePercentiles(values int64Slice, ps []float64) []float64 {
+	scores := make([]float64, len(ps))
+	size := len(values)
+	if size > 0 {
+		sort.Sort(values)
+		for i, p := range ps {
+			pos := p * float64(size+1)
+			if pos < 1.0 {
+				scores[i] = float64(values[0])
+			} else if pos >= float64(size) {
+				scores[i] = float64(values[size-1])
+			} else {
+				lower := float64(values[int(pos)-1])
+				upper := float64(values[int(pos)])
+				scores[i] = lower + (pos-math.Floor(pos))*(upper-lower)
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return scores
+}
+
+// SampleSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Sample.
+type SampleSnapshot struct {
+	count  int64
+	values []int64
+}
+
+// Clear panics.
+func (*SampleSnapshot) Clear() {
+	panic("Clear called on a SampleSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Count returns the count of inputs at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Count() int64 { return s.count }
+
+// Max returns the maximal value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Max() int64 { return SampleMax(s.values) }
+
+// Mean returns the mean value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Mean() float64 { return SampleMean(s.values) }
+
+// Min returns the minimal value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Min() int64 { return SampleMin(s.values) }
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of values at the time the
+// snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return SamplePercentile(s.values, p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of values at the time
+// the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return SamplePercentiles(s.values, ps)
+}
+
+// Size returns the size of the sample at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Size() int { return len(s.values) }
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Snapshot() Sample { return s }
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of values at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) StdDev() float64 { return SampleStdDev(s.values) }
+
+// Sum returns the sum of values at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Sum() int64 { return SampleSum(s.values) }
+
+// Update panics.
+func (*SampleSnapshot) Update(int64) {
+	panic("Update called on a SampleSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Values returns a copy of the values in the sample.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Values() []int64 {
+	values := make([]int64, len(s.values))
+	copy(values, s.values)
+	return values
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of values at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (s *SampleSnapshot) Variance() float64 { return SampleVariance(s.values) }
+
+// SampleStdDev returns the standard deviation of the slice of int64.
+func SampleStdDev(values []int64) float64 {
+	return math.Sqrt(SampleVariance(values))
+}
+
+// SampleSum returns the sum of the slice of int64.
+func SampleSum(values []int64) int64 {
+	var sum int64
+	for _, v := range values {
+		sum += v
+	}
+	return sum
+}
+
+// SampleVariance returns the variance of the slice of int64.
+func SampleVariance(values []int64) float64 {
+	if 0 == len(values) {
+		return 0.0
+	}
+	m := SampleMean(values)
+	var sum float64
+	for _, v := range values {
+		d := float64(v) - m
+		sum += d * d
+	}
+	return sum / float64(len(values))
+}
+
+// A uniform sample using Vitter's Algorithm R.
+//
+// <http://www.cs.umd.edu/~samir/498/vitter.pdf>
+type UniformSample struct {
+	count         int64
+	mutex         sync.Mutex
+	reservoirSize int
+	values        []int64
+}
+
+// NewUniformSample constructs a new uniform sample with the given reservoir
+// size.
+func NewUniformSample(reservoirSize int) Sample {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilSample{}
+	}
+	return &UniformSample{reservoirSize: reservoirSize}
+}
+
+// Clear clears all samples.
+func (s *UniformSample) Clear() {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	s.count = 0
+	s.values = make([]int64, 0, s.reservoirSize)
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of samples recorded, which may exceed the
+// reservoir size.
+func (s *UniformSample) Count() int64 {
+	return atomic.LoadInt64(&s.count)
+}
+
+// Max returns the maximum value in the sample, which may not be the maximum
+// value ever to be part of the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Max() int64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleMax(s.values)
+}
+
+// Mean returns the mean of the values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Mean() float64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleMean(s.values)
+}
+
+// Min returns the minimum value in the sample, which may not be the minimum
+// value ever to be part of the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Min() int64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleMin(s.values)
+}
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SamplePercentile(s.values, p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of values in the
+// sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SamplePercentiles(s.values, ps)
+}
+
+// Size returns the size of the sample, which is at most the reservoir size.
+func (s *UniformSample) Size() int {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return len(s.values)
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Snapshot() Sample {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	values := make([]int64, len(s.values))
+	copy(values, s.values)
+	return &SampleSnapshot{
+		count:  s.count,
+		values: values,
+	}
+}
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) StdDev() float64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleStdDev(s.values)
+}
+
+// Sum returns the sum of the values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Sum() int64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleSum(s.values)
+}
+
+// Update samples a new value.
+func (s *UniformSample) Update(v int64) {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	s.count++
+	if len(s.values) < s.reservoirSize {
+		s.values = append(s.values, v)
+	} else {
+		s.values[rand.Intn(s.reservoirSize)] = v
+	}
+}
+
+// Values returns a copy of the values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Values() []int64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	values := make([]int64, len(s.values))
+	copy(values, s.values)
+	return values
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of the values in the sample.
+func (s *UniformSample) Variance() float64 {
+	s.mutex.Lock()
+	defer s.mutex.Unlock()
+	return SampleVariance(s.values)
+}
+
+// expDecaySample represents an individual sample in a heap.
+type expDecaySample struct {
+	k float64
+	v int64
+}
+
+// expDecaySampleHeap is a min-heap of expDecaySamples.
+type expDecaySampleHeap []expDecaySample
+
+func (q expDecaySampleHeap) Len() int {
+	return len(q)
+}
+
+func (q expDecaySampleHeap) Less(i, j int) bool {
+	return q[i].k < q[j].k
+}
+
+func (q *expDecaySampleHeap) Pop() interface{} {
+	q_ := *q
+	n := len(q_)
+	i := q_[n-1]
+	q_ = q_[0 : n-1]
+	*q = q_
+	return i
+}
+
+func (q *expDecaySampleHeap) Push(x interface{}) {
+	q_ := *q
+	n := len(q_)
+	q_ = q_[0 : n+1]
+	q_[n] = x.(expDecaySample)
+	*q = q_
+}
+
+func (q expDecaySampleHeap) Swap(i, j int) {
+	q[i], q[j] = q[j], q[i]
+}
+
+type int64Slice []int64
+
+func (p int64Slice) Len() int           { return len(p) }
+func (p int64Slice) Less(i, j int) bool { return p[i] < p[j] }
+func (p int64Slice) Swap(i, j int)      { p[i], p[j] = p[j], p[i] }
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..50db8e17e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/sample_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,321 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"math/rand"
+	"runtime"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Benchmark{Compute,Copy}{1000,1000000} demonstrate that, even for relatively
+// expensive computations like Variance, the cost of copying the Sample, as
+// approximated by a make and copy, is much greater than the cost of the
+// computation for small samples and only slightly less for large samples.
+func BenchmarkCompute1000(b *testing.B) {
+	s := make([]int64, 1000)
+	for i := 0; i < len(s); i++ {
+		s[i] = int64(i)
+	}
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		SampleVariance(s)
+	}
+}
+func BenchmarkCompute1000000(b *testing.B) {
+	s := make([]int64, 1000000)
+	for i := 0; i < len(s); i++ {
+		s[i] = int64(i)
+	}
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		SampleVariance(s)
+	}
+}
+func BenchmarkCopy1000(b *testing.B) {
+	s := make([]int64, 1000)
+	for i := 0; i < len(s); i++ {
+		s[i] = int64(i)
+	}
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		sCopy := make([]int64, len(s))
+		copy(sCopy, s)
+	}
+}
+func BenchmarkCopy1000000(b *testing.B) {
+	s := make([]int64, 1000000)
+	for i := 0; i < len(s); i++ {
+		s[i] = int64(i)
+	}
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		sCopy := make([]int64, len(s))
+		copy(sCopy, s)
+	}
+}
+
+func BenchmarkExpDecaySample257(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewExpDecaySample(257, 0.015))
+}
+
+func BenchmarkExpDecaySample514(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewExpDecaySample(514, 0.015))
+}
+
+func BenchmarkExpDecaySample1028(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015))
+}
+
+func BenchmarkUniformSample257(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewUniformSample(257))
+}
+
+func BenchmarkUniformSample514(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewUniformSample(514))
+}
+
+func BenchmarkUniformSample1028(b *testing.B) {
+	benchmarkSample(b, NewUniformSample(1028))
+}
+
+func TestExpDecaySample10(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(100, 0.99)
+	for i := 0; i < 10; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	if size := s.Count(); 10 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 10 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if size := s.Size(); 10 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Size(): 10 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if l := len(s.Values()); 10 != l {
+		t.Errorf("len(s.Values()): 10 != %v\n", l)
+	}
+	for _, v := range s.Values() {
+		if v > 10 || v < 0 {
+			t.Errorf("out of range [0, 10): %v\n", v)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func TestExpDecaySample100(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(1000, 0.01)
+	for i := 0; i < 100; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	if size := s.Count(); 100 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 100 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if size := s.Size(); 100 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Size(): 100 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if l := len(s.Values()); 100 != l {
+		t.Errorf("len(s.Values()): 100 != %v\n", l)
+	}
+	for _, v := range s.Values() {
+		if v > 100 || v < 0 {
+			t.Errorf("out of range [0, 100): %v\n", v)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func TestExpDecaySample1000(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(100, 0.99)
+	for i := 0; i < 1000; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	if size := s.Count(); 1000 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 1000 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if size := s.Size(); 100 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Size(): 100 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if l := len(s.Values()); 100 != l {
+		t.Errorf("len(s.Values()): 100 != %v\n", l)
+	}
+	for _, v := range s.Values() {
+		if v > 1000 || v < 0 {
+			t.Errorf("out of range [0, 1000): %v\n", v)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// This test makes sure that the sample's priority is not amplified by using
+// nanosecond duration since start rather than second duration since start.
+// The priority becomes +Inf quickly after starting if this is done,
+// effectively freezing the set of samples until a rescale step happens.
+func TestExpDecaySampleNanosecondRegression(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(100, 0.99)
+	for i := 0; i < 100; i++ {
+		s.Update(10)
+	}
+	time.Sleep(1 * time.Millisecond)
+	for i := 0; i < 100; i++ {
+		s.Update(20)
+	}
+	v := s.Values()
+	avg := float64(0)
+	for i := 0; i < len(v); i++ {
+		avg += float64(v[i])
+	}
+	avg /= float64(len(v))
+	if avg > 16 || avg < 14 {
+		t.Errorf("out of range [14, 16]: %v\n", avg)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestExpDecaySampleSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	now := time.Now()
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(100, 0.99)
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		s.(*ExpDecaySample).update(now.Add(time.Duration(i)), int64(i))
+	}
+	snapshot := s.Snapshot()
+	s.Update(1)
+	testExpDecaySampleStatistics(t, snapshot)
+}
+
+func TestExpDecaySampleStatistics(t *testing.T) {
+	now := time.Now()
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewExpDecaySample(100, 0.99)
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		s.(*ExpDecaySample).update(now.Add(time.Duration(i)), int64(i))
+	}
+	testExpDecaySampleStatistics(t, s)
+}
+
+func TestUniformSample(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewUniformSample(100)
+	for i := 0; i < 1000; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	if size := s.Count(); 1000 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 1000 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if size := s.Size(); 100 != size {
+		t.Errorf("s.Size(): 100 != %v\n", size)
+	}
+	if l := len(s.Values()); 100 != l {
+		t.Errorf("len(s.Values()): 100 != %v\n", l)
+	}
+	for _, v := range s.Values() {
+		if v > 1000 || v < 0 {
+			t.Errorf("out of range [0, 100): %v\n", v)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func TestUniformSampleIncludesTail(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewUniformSample(100)
+	max := 100
+	for i := 0; i < max; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	v := s.Values()
+	sum := 0
+	exp := (max - 1) * max / 2
+	for i := 0; i < len(v); i++ {
+		sum += int(v[i])
+	}
+	if exp != sum {
+		t.Errorf("sum: %v != %v\n", exp, sum)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestUniformSampleSnapshot(t *testing.T) {
+	s := NewUniformSample(100)
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	snapshot := s.Snapshot()
+	s.Update(1)
+	testUniformSampleStatistics(t, snapshot)
+}
+
+func TestUniformSampleStatistics(t *testing.T) {
+	rand.Seed(1)
+	s := NewUniformSample(100)
+	for i := 1; i <= 10000; i++ {
+		s.Update(int64(i))
+	}
+	testUniformSampleStatistics(t, s)
+}
+
+func benchmarkSample(b *testing.B, s Sample) {
+	var memStats runtime.MemStats
+	runtime.ReadMemStats(&memStats)
+	pauseTotalNs := memStats.PauseTotalNs
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		s.Update(1)
+	}
+	b.StopTimer()
+	runtime.GC()
+	runtime.ReadMemStats(&memStats)
+	b.Logf("GC cost: %d ns/op", int(memStats.PauseTotalNs-pauseTotalNs)/b.N)
+}
+
+func testExpDecaySampleStatistics(t *testing.T, s Sample) {
+	if count := s.Count(); 10000 != count {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 10000 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+	if min := s.Min(); 107 != min {
+		t.Errorf("s.Min(): 107 != %v\n", min)
+	}
+	if max := s.Max(); 10000 != max {
+		t.Errorf("s.Max(): 10000 != %v\n", max)
+	}
+	if mean := s.Mean(); 4965.98 != mean {
+		t.Errorf("s.Mean(): 4965.98 != %v\n", mean)
+	}
+	if stdDev := s.StdDev(); 2959.825156930727 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("s.StdDev(): 2959.825156930727 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+	ps := s.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.99})
+	if 4615 != ps[0] {
+		t.Errorf("median: 4615 != %v\n", ps[0])
+	}
+	if 7672 != ps[1] {
+		t.Errorf("75th percentile: 7672 != %v\n", ps[1])
+	}
+	if 9998.99 != ps[2] {
+		t.Errorf("99th percentile: 9998.99 != %v\n", ps[2])
+	}
+}
+
+func testUniformSampleStatistics(t *testing.T, s Sample) {
+	if count := s.Count(); 10000 != count {
+		t.Errorf("s.Count(): 10000 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+	if min := s.Min(); 9412 != min {
+		t.Errorf("s.Min(): 9412 != %v\n", min)
+	}
+	if max := s.Max(); 10000 != max {
+		t.Errorf("s.Max(): 10000 != %v\n", max)
+	}
+	if mean := s.Mean(); 9902.26 != mean {
+		t.Errorf("s.Mean(): 9902.26 != %v\n", mean)
+	}
+	if stdDev := s.StdDev(); 101.8667384380201 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("s.StdDev(): 101.8667384380201 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+	ps := s.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.99})
+	if 9930.5 != ps[0] {
+		t.Errorf("median: 9930.5 != %v\n", ps[0])
+	}
+	if 9973.75 != ps[1] {
+		t.Errorf("75th percentile: 9973.75 != %v\n", ps[1])
+	}
+	if 9999.99 != ps[2] {
+		t.Errorf("99th percentile: 9999.99 != %v\n", ps[2])
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/stathat/stathat.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/stathat/stathat.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..7265cbe3b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/stathat/stathat.go
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+// Metrics output to StatHat.
+package stathat
+
+import (
+	"github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics"
+	"github.com/stathat/go"
+	"log"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func Stathat(r metrics.Registry, d time.Duration, userkey string) {
+	for {
+		if err := sh(r, userkey); nil != err {
+			log.Println(err)
+		}
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
+
+func sh(r metrics.Registry, userkey string) error {
+	r.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+		switch metric := i.(type) {
+		case metrics.Counter:
+			stathat.PostEZCount(name, userkey, int(metric.Count()))
+		case metrics.Gauge:
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name, userkey, float64(metric.Value()))
+		case metrics.Histogram:
+			h := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			stathat.PostEZCount(name+".count", userkey, int(h.Count()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".min", userkey, float64(h.Min()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".max", userkey, float64(h.Max()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".mean", userkey, float64(h.Mean()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".std-dev", userkey, float64(h.StdDev()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".50-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[0]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".75-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[1]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".95-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[2]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".99-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[3]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".999-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[4]))
+		case metrics.Meter:
+			m := metric.Snapshot()
+			stathat.PostEZCount(name+".count", userkey, int(m.Count()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".one-minute", userkey, float64(m.Rate1()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".five-minute", userkey, float64(m.Rate5()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".fifteen-minute", userkey, float64(m.Rate15()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".mean", userkey, float64(m.RateMean()))
+		case metrics.Timer:
+			t := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			stathat.PostEZCount(name+".count", userkey, int(t.Count()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".min", userkey, float64(t.Min()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".max", userkey, float64(t.Max()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".mean", userkey, float64(t.Mean()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".std-dev", userkey, float64(t.StdDev()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".50-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[0]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".75-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[1]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".95-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[2]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".99-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[3]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".999-percentile", userkey, float64(ps[4]))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".one-minute", userkey, float64(t.Rate1()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".five-minute", userkey, float64(t.Rate5()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".fifteen-minute", userkey, float64(t.Rate15()))
+			stathat.PostEZValue(name+".mean-rate", userkey, float64(t.RateMean()))
+		}
+	})
+	return nil
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/syslog.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/syslog.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..ff07bb42c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/syslog.go
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+// +build !windows
+
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"log/syslog"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Output each metric in the given registry to syslog periodically using
+// the given syslogger.
+func Syslog(r Registry, d time.Duration, w *syslog.Writer) {
+	for {
+		r.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+			switch metric := i.(type) {
+			case Counter:
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf("counter %s: count: %d", name, metric.Count()))
+			case Gauge:
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf("gauge %s: value: %d", name, metric.Value()))
+			case Healthcheck:
+				metric.Check()
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf("healthcheck %s: error: %v", name, metric.Error()))
+			case Histogram:
+				h := metric.Snapshot()
+				ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf(
+					"histogram %s: count: %d min: %d max: %d mean: %.2f stddev: %.2f median: %.2f 75%%: %.2f 95%%: %.2f 99%%: %.2f 99.9%%: %.2f",
+					name,
+					h.Count(),
+					h.Min(),
+					h.Max(),
+					h.Mean(),
+					h.StdDev(),
+					ps[0],
+					ps[1],
+					ps[2],
+					ps[3],
+					ps[4],
+				))
+			case Meter:
+				m := metric.Snapshot()
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf(
+					"meter %s: count: %d 1-min: %.2f 5-min: %.2f 15-min: %.2f mean: %.2f",
+					name,
+					m.Count(),
+					m.Rate1(),
+					m.Rate5(),
+					m.Rate15(),
+					m.RateMean(),
+				))
+			case Timer:
+				t := metric.Snapshot()
+				ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+				w.Info(fmt.Sprintf(
+					"timer %s: count: %d min: %d max: %d mean: %.2f stddev: %.2f median: %.2f 75%%: %.2f 95%%: %.2f 99%%: %.2f 99.9%%: %.2f 1-min: %.2f 5-min: %.2f 15-min: %.2f mean-rate: %.2f",
+					name,
+					t.Count(),
+					t.Min(),
+					t.Max(),
+					t.Mean(),
+					t.StdDev(),
+					ps[0],
+					ps[1],
+					ps[2],
+					ps[3],
+					ps[4],
+					t.Rate1(),
+					t.Rate5(),
+					t.Rate15(),
+					t.RateMean(),
+				))
+			}
+		})
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..3b65236ec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer.go
@@ -0,0 +1,299 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"sync"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Timers capture the duration and rate of events.
+type Timer interface {
+	Count() int64
+	Max() int64
+	Mean() float64
+	Min() int64
+	Percentile(float64) float64
+	Percentiles([]float64) []float64
+	Rate1() float64
+	Rate5() float64
+	Rate15() float64
+	RateMean() float64
+	Snapshot() Timer
+	StdDev() float64
+	Time(func())
+	Update(time.Duration)
+	UpdateSince(time.Time)
+	Variance() float64
+}
+
+// GetOrRegisterTimer returns an existing Timer or constructs and registers a
+// new StandardTimer.
+func GetOrRegisterTimer(name string, r Registry) Timer {
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	return r.GetOrRegister(name, NewTimer()).(Timer)
+}
+
+// NewCustomTimer constructs a new StandardTimer from a Histogram and a Meter.
+func NewCustomTimer(h Histogram, m Meter) Timer {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilTimer{}
+	}
+	return &StandardTimer{
+		histogram: h,
+		meter:     m,
+	}
+}
+
+// NewRegisteredTimer constructs and registers a new StandardTimer.
+func NewRegisteredTimer(name string, r Registry) Timer {
+	c := NewTimer()
+	if nil == r {
+		r = DefaultRegistry
+	}
+	r.Register(name, c)
+	return c
+}
+
+// NewTimer constructs a new StandardTimer using an exponentially-decaying
+// sample with the same reservoir size and alpha as UNIX load averages.
+func NewTimer() Timer {
+	if UseNilMetrics {
+		return NilTimer{}
+	}
+	return &StandardTimer{
+		histogram: NewHistogram(NewExpDecaySample(1028, 0.015)),
+		meter:     NewMeter(),
+	}
+}
+
+// NilTimer is a no-op Timer.
+type NilTimer struct {
+	h Histogram
+	m Meter
+}
+
+// Count is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Count() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Max is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Max() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Mean is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Mean() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Min is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Min() int64 { return 0 }
+
+// Percentile is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Percentile(p float64) float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Percentiles is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return make([]float64, len(ps))
+}
+
+// Rate1 is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Rate1() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Rate5 is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Rate5() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Rate15 is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Rate15() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// RateMean is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) RateMean() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Snapshot is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Snapshot() Timer { return NilTimer{} }
+
+// StdDev is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) StdDev() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// Time is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Time(func()) {}
+
+// Update is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Update(time.Duration) {}
+
+// UpdateSince is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) UpdateSince(time.Time) {}
+
+// Variance is a no-op.
+func (NilTimer) Variance() float64 { return 0.0 }
+
+// StandardTimer is the standard implementation of a Timer and uses a Histogram
+// and Meter.
+type StandardTimer struct {
+	histogram Histogram
+	meter     Meter
+	mutex     sync.Mutex
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of events recorded.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Count() int64 {
+	return t.histogram.Count()
+}
+
+// Max returns the maximum value in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Max() int64 {
+	return t.histogram.Max()
+}
+
+// Mean returns the mean of the values in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Mean() float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Mean()
+}
+
+// Min returns the minimum value in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Min() int64 {
+	return t.histogram.Min()
+}
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of the values in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Percentile(p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of the values in the
+// sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Percentiles(ps)
+}
+
+// Rate1 returns the one-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Rate1() float64 {
+	return t.meter.Rate1()
+}
+
+// Rate5 returns the five-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Rate5() float64 {
+	return t.meter.Rate5()
+}
+
+// Rate15 returns the fifteen-minute moving average rate of events per second.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Rate15() float64 {
+	return t.meter.Rate15()
+}
+
+// RateMean returns the meter's mean rate of events per second.
+func (t *StandardTimer) RateMean() float64 {
+	return t.meter.RateMean()
+}
+
+// Snapshot returns a read-only copy of the timer.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Snapshot() Timer {
+	t.mutex.Lock()
+	defer t.mutex.Unlock()
+	return &TimerSnapshot{
+		histogram: t.histogram.Snapshot().(*HistogramSnapshot),
+		meter:     t.meter.Snapshot().(*MeterSnapshot),
+	}
+}
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) StdDev() float64 {
+	return t.histogram.StdDev()
+}
+
+// Record the duration of the execution of the given function.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Time(f func()) {
+	ts := time.Now()
+	f()
+	t.Update(time.Since(ts))
+}
+
+// Record the duration of an event.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Update(d time.Duration) {
+	t.mutex.Lock()
+	defer t.mutex.Unlock()
+	t.histogram.Update(int64(d))
+	t.meter.Mark(1)
+}
+
+// Record the duration of an event that started at a time and ends now.
+func (t *StandardTimer) UpdateSince(ts time.Time) {
+	t.mutex.Lock()
+	defer t.mutex.Unlock()
+	t.histogram.Update(int64(time.Since(ts)))
+	t.meter.Mark(1)
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of the values in the sample.
+func (t *StandardTimer) Variance() float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Variance()
+}
+
+// TimerSnapshot is a read-only copy of another Timer.
+type TimerSnapshot struct {
+	histogram *HistogramSnapshot
+	meter     *MeterSnapshot
+}
+
+// Count returns the number of events recorded at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Count() int64 { return t.histogram.Count() }
+
+// Max returns the maximum value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Max() int64 { return t.histogram.Max() }
+
+// Mean returns the mean value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Mean() float64 { return t.histogram.Mean() }
+
+// Min returns the minimum value at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Min() int64 { return t.histogram.Min() }
+
+// Percentile returns an arbitrary percentile of sampled values at the time the
+// snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Percentile(p float64) float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Percentile(p)
+}
+
+// Percentiles returns a slice of arbitrary percentiles of sampled values at
+// the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Percentiles(ps []float64) []float64 {
+	return t.histogram.Percentiles(ps)
+}
+
+// Rate1 returns the one-minute moving average rate of events per second at the
+// time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Rate1() float64 { return t.meter.Rate1() }
+
+// Rate5 returns the five-minute moving average rate of events per second at
+// the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Rate5() float64 { return t.meter.Rate5() }
+
+// Rate15 returns the fifteen-minute moving average rate of events per second
+// at the time the snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Rate15() float64 { return t.meter.Rate15() }
+
+// RateMean returns the meter's mean rate of events per second at the time the
+// snapshot was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) RateMean() float64 { return t.meter.RateMean() }
+
+// Snapshot returns the snapshot.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Snapshot() Timer { return t }
+
+// StdDev returns the standard deviation of the values at the time the snapshot
+// was taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) StdDev() float64 { return t.histogram.StdDev() }
+
+// Time panics.
+func (*TimerSnapshot) Time(func()) {
+	panic("Time called on a TimerSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Update panics.
+func (*TimerSnapshot) Update(time.Duration) {
+	panic("Update called on a TimerSnapshot")
+}
+
+// UpdateSince panics.
+func (*TimerSnapshot) UpdateSince(time.Time) {
+	panic("UpdateSince called on a TimerSnapshot")
+}
+
+// Variance returns the variance of the values at the time the snapshot was
+// taken.
+func (t *TimerSnapshot) Variance() float64 { return t.histogram.Variance() }
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer_test.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..2fa415d40
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/timer_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"math"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func BenchmarkTimer(b *testing.B) {
+	tm := NewTimer()
+	b.ResetTimer()
+	for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ {
+		tm.Update(1)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestGetOrRegisterTimer(t *testing.T) {
+	r := NewRegistry()
+	NewRegisteredTimer("foo", r).Update(47)
+	if tm := GetOrRegisterTimer("foo", r); 1 != tm.Count() {
+		t.Fatal(tm)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestTimerExtremes(t *testing.T) {
+	tm := NewTimer()
+	tm.Update(math.MaxInt64)
+	tm.Update(0)
+	if stdDev := tm.StdDev(); 4.611686018427388e+18 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("tm.StdDev(): 4.611686018427388e+18 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestTimerFunc(t *testing.T) {
+	tm := NewTimer()
+	tm.Time(func() { time.Sleep(50e6) })
+	if max := tm.Max(); 45e6 > max || max > 55e6 {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Max(): 45e6 > %v || %v > 55e6\n", max, max)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestTimerZero(t *testing.T) {
+	tm := NewTimer()
+	if count := tm.Count(); 0 != count {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Count(): 0 != %v\n", count)
+	}
+	if min := tm.Min(); 0 != min {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Min(): 0 != %v\n", min)
+	}
+	if max := tm.Max(); 0 != max {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Max(): 0 != %v\n", max)
+	}
+	if mean := tm.Mean(); 0.0 != mean {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Mean(): 0.0 != %v\n", mean)
+	}
+	if stdDev := tm.StdDev(); 0.0 != stdDev {
+		t.Errorf("tm.StdDev(): 0.0 != %v\n", stdDev)
+	}
+	ps := tm.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.99})
+	if 0.0 != ps[0] {
+		t.Errorf("median: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[0])
+	}
+	if 0.0 != ps[1] {
+		t.Errorf("75th percentile: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[1])
+	}
+	if 0.0 != ps[2] {
+		t.Errorf("99th percentile: 0.0 != %v\n", ps[2])
+	}
+	if rate1 := tm.Rate1(); 0.0 != rate1 {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Rate1(): 0.0 != %v\n", rate1)
+	}
+	if rate5 := tm.Rate5(); 0.0 != rate5 {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Rate5(): 0.0 != %v\n", rate5)
+	}
+	if rate15 := tm.Rate15(); 0.0 != rate15 {
+		t.Errorf("tm.Rate15(): 0.0 != %v\n", rate15)
+	}
+	if rateMean := tm.RateMean(); 0.0 != rateMean {
+		t.Errorf("tm.RateMean(): 0.0 != %v\n", rateMean)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/writer.go b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/writer.go
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8abd5ccbe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/third_party/src/github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics/writer.go
@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+package metrics
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"io"
+	"time"
+)
+
+// Output each metric in the given registry periodically using the given
+// io.Writer.
+func Write(r Registry, d time.Duration, w io.Writer) {
+	for {
+		WriteOnce(r, w)
+		time.Sleep(d)
+	}
+}
+
+func WriteOnce(r Registry, w io.Writer) {
+	r.Each(func(name string, i interface{}) {
+		switch metric := i.(type) {
+		case Counter:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "counter %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  count:       %9d\n", metric.Count())
+		case Gauge:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "gauge %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  value:       %9d\n", metric.Value())
+		case Healthcheck:
+			metric.Check()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "healthcheck %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  error:       %v\n", metric.Error())
+		case Histogram:
+			h := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := h.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "histogram %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  count:       %9d\n", h.Count())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  min:         %9d\n", h.Min())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  max:         %9d\n", h.Max())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  mean:        %12.2f\n", h.Mean())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  stddev:      %12.2f\n", h.StdDev())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  median:      %12.2f\n", ps[0])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  75%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[1])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  95%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[2])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  99%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[3])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  99.9%%:       %12.2f\n", ps[4])
+		case Meter:
+			m := metric.Snapshot()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "meter %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  count:       %9d\n", m.Count())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  1-min rate:  %12.2f\n", m.Rate1())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  5-min rate:  %12.2f\n", m.Rate5())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  15-min rate: %12.2f\n", m.Rate15())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  mean rate:   %12.2f\n", m.RateMean())
+		case Timer:
+			t := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := t.Percentiles([]float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999})
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "timer %s\n", name)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  count:       %9d\n", t.Count())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  min:         %9d\n", t.Min())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  max:         %9d\n", t.Max())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  mean:        %12.2f\n", t.Mean())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  stddev:      %12.2f\n", t.StdDev())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  median:      %12.2f\n", ps[0])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  75%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[1])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  95%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[2])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  99%%:         %12.2f\n", ps[3])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  99.9%%:       %12.2f\n", ps[4])
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  1-min rate:  %12.2f\n", t.Rate1())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  5-min rate:  %12.2f\n", t.Rate5())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  15-min rate: %12.2f\n", t.Rate15())
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "  mean rate:   %12.2f\n", t.RateMean())
+		}
+	})
+}