how to
Win at Life!
success, fame, power.
sex, ethics, & integrity.
Step 1: Breathe
Step 2: Drink Water
Step 3: Eat Once a Day
If you do not want to be eaten, do not eat things that would not want to be eaten.
Step 4: Babymaking* 😉
Find a willing player.
* This does not always make babies.
Step 5: Make Dance
Moving your body is how you express your thoughts.
What you do with your body is what others will come to know you for. So do well.
You can make art, songs, or stories; You can make science, tools, or discoveries.
Who are you?
Science: Knowing Games
If you must win one game, it should be the game of making games.
If you can make any game, then you will know how to win any game.
Games have goals and play.
Play is a safe space to try new dances.
Goals try to get players to do a type of dance.
The simplest goal is to not "die" in the game.
Oh look, you've fallen into water and cannot breathe.
If you do not push the button to swim to the top, you'll lose the game.
You won your first game! 🎉
See? I told you breathing is important.
You also learned the most basic dance: rapid poking.
The goal of the next game is to make the game you just won.
Bend these Rules if it is more Moral to do so
GAME OVER